Alfie (2004 film) Quotes

Alfie (2004 film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Alfie stopped airing in 1970.

It features Elaine Pope, and Charles Shyer as producer, Mick Jagger; John Powell; David A. Stewart in charge of musical score, and Ashley Rowe as head of cinematography.

Alfie (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Alfie (2004 film) is 105 minutes long. Alfie (2004 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Jude Law as Alfie, Dick Latessa as Joe, Omar Epps as Marlon, and Marisa Tomei as Julie.

Alfie (2004 film) Quotes

Dick Latessa as Joe

• (Dick Latessa) "There are two things I've learned in life: find someone to love and live everyday as if it were your last."

Jude Law as Alfie

• (Jude Law) "I think this just might be my favorite position. I know it was President Kennedy's. He was such a great leader. Of course JFK used the old bad back excuse, but if you ask me, he knew that it gives you the maximum pleasure with minimum exertion."

• (Jude Law) "Personally, I've always suspected that everyone else is having a far merrier Christmas than I am."

• (Jude Law) "Anyone in the mood for a little Alfie, straight-up?"

• (Jude Law) "I never -- I never meant --"
• (Omar Epps) "-- You never mean to hurt anybody."
• (Omar Epps) "But you do, Alfie."

• (Jude Law) "In every doomed relationship, there comes what I like to call "The uh-oh moment". When a certain little something happens, and you know you've just witnessed the beginning of the end. And suddenly you stop and you think, "Uh-oh, iceberg ahead"."

• (Flower Shop Proprietor) "Tell me what she; or he; is like, and we'll find the appropriate bloom."
• (Jude Law) "Well; she; is -- You know what, she's adventurous."
• (Flower Shop Proprietor) "Ah."
• (Flower Shop Proprietor) "Frivolite."
• (Jude Law) "And, very sexy."
• (Flower Shop Proprietor) "I'm thinking, Dolce Vita."
• (Jude Law) "A little mischievous. Cheeky?"
• (Flower Shop Proprietor) "Avalanche. With a touch of Mi Amore."
• (Jude Law) "And then under it all, she's, she's just. She's just kind of -- sweet."

• (Jude Law) "It seems to me the problems you worry yourself sick about never seem to materialize. It's the ones that catch you unexpectedly on a Wednesday afternoon that knock you sideways."

• (Jude Law) "In a flash I have my new year's resolution; aim higher."

• (Jude Law) "I, myself, subscribe more to the European philosophy of life, my priorities leaning towards wine, women -- well, actually, that's about it."

• (Jude Law) "Of all the women I've known,the one I let my guard down with delivers the knockout punch"

• (Jude Law) "What have I got? Really? Some money in my pocket. Some nice threads, fancy car at my disposal, and I'm single. Yeah -- unattached, free as a bird -- I don't depend on nobody. Nobody depends on me. My life's my own. But I don't have peace of mind. And if you don't have that, you've got nothing. So -- So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself. What's it all about? You know what I mean?"

• (Jude Law) "Strange. But even when you know it has to end, when it finally does, you always get that inevitable twinge: Have i done the right thing?"

• (Jude Law) "And so, it came to pass, that after all those years, little Alfred finally got what he wanted for Christmas."

• (Jude Law) "Couples should never split up between Thanksgiving and January 2nd. Always have a relationship to see you through the holidays. Always."

• (Jude Law) "I find that, lately, even lying to myself comes easily."

• (Jude Law) "You're lucky you know. I rarely allow anyone into my flat."

• (Jude Law) "I'd like a little privacy please."

• (Jude Law) "I felt I needed a friend to talk to. But as it was, they were suddenly in short supply."

• (Jude Law) "You were at her front door, 3 a.m. in the morning, begging and vomiting? And what, she wasn't charmed by that?"

• (Jude Law) "If you ooze masculinity, like some of us do, you have no reason to fear pink."

• (Jude Law) "I told you how we men are. We want showstoppers. And the problem is, Julie hasn't got enough of the superficial things that really matter."

• (Jude Law) "Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of shagging her."

Marisa Tomei as Julie

• (Marisa Tomei) "Where were you last night?"
• (Jude Law) "I thought we agreed we weren't asking each other those questions."

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