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Ali G Indahouse Quotes

Ali G Indahouse is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Ali G Indahouse completed its run in 1970.

It features Sacha Baron Cohen; Dan Mazer; Tim Bevan; Eric Fellner as producer, Adam F in charge of musical score, and Ashley Rowe as head of cinematography.

Ali G Indahouse is recorded in English, French, and Spanish and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Ali G Indahouse is 88 minutes long. Ali G Indahouse is distributed by United International Pictures, and Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G, Nabil Elouahabi as Jezzy F, Charles Dance as David Carlton, Michael Gambon as Prime Minister, Tony Way as Darren, and Kellie Bright as Me Julie.

Ali G Indahouse Quotes

Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G

  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Dat's no prozzie, dat's me ho."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Talk to the hand, 'cos the face ain't listening."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "R.E.S.T.E.C.P. Do ya even know wha it spellz?"
  • (Cabinet M.P.) "Restecp?"
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Yes, Restecp. 'Owz anyone out there meant to restecp each otha? If you lot in 'ere, don't even start restecpa-ing one another."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Soon you will big-up to Tyrone's level. Tyrone, if you keeps getting any better, we're gonna have to do your pubes, aiii."
  • (Cub scout) "I don't have any."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Well I'ze got millions."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Wicked."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Batty boy."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "You wanna know 'ow I make diz country bettah? Iz simple, two words: keep it real."
  • (Cabinet M.P.) "That's three words."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Don't be a spannah, it ain't a real word. It's short for innit, innit?"
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "We is gunna hire the A-team."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "BELONG? That's a very sexist way to talk about these bitches."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium -- you iz living in a s*** hole."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "He iz a criminal. And not even da good type wot deals drugs and does drive bys."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Sorry I iz late, bu dere was a documentry on about monkeys."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Crack cocaine iz destroyin' our community, so when a bruva makes it through, he deserves our respect. So, let's big it up for me main man Darren, who has been off da crack now for eight years."
  • (Tony Way) "Eight years and three quarters."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Whateva."
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "I'm not Ali A, not Ali B, Ali C, Ali D, Ali E, Ali F -- but -- Ali G."

Charles Dance as David Carlton

  • (Charles Dance) "Swan, is there any reason why there should be an absurdly dressed, half-naked man chained to a fence, being tossed off by an old blind council worker?"
  • (Charles Dance) "Have you ever considered becoming a member of parliament?"
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "What me wanna do that for? It's full of pricks."
  • (Charles Dance) "That's a little harsh. I'm an MP, am I a prick?"
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Yes."
  • (Charles Dance) "Tell me, Ali, do you have a job?"
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Unfortunately, I iz recently gone on the dole --"
  • (Charles Dance) "Really? When?"
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Eight years and three months ago."
  • (Charles Dance) "Says here you claim disability benefit, are you?"
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Yes, I iz actually spasticated. I iz got a terrible DJ'ing injury; I still ain't got full mobility in me main mixing finger --"
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "Everything down there's still working, though. Oh, yes --"
  • (Charles Dance) "As from 12 o'clock all rizla's will be free. To discourage their use, there will be a 25p-per-pound levy on panties. This will exclude thongs. Marijuana will be available on the NHS to treat chronic diseases such as ichy scrot. Furthermore I am a bell end --"
  • (Sacha Baron Cohen) "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA."
  • (Charles Dance) "Prime minister, I really can't be expected to --"
  • (Michael Gambon) "Go on now, David."
  • (Charles Dance) "I like to take it up the batty. It is me favourite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks, honest. Ask me mum."

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