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Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Quotes

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore completed its run in 1970.

It features Audrey Maas as producer, and Kent L. Wakeford as head of cinematography.

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore is 112 minutes long. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Alfred Lutter as Tommy, Jodie Foster as Audrey, Kris Kristofferson as David, Alfred Lutter as Tommy Hyatt, Diane Ladd as Flo, and Harvey Keitel as Ben.

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Quotes

Alfred Lutter as Tommy

  • (Alfred Lutter) "Put in another quarter and try again --"
  • (Alfred Lutter) "Life is short."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, so are you."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "You really love David, don't you?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yep, I do."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "Yeah, I like him too, I just hate his taste in music. He always said you could fight with somebody and still like him."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, now you're using your old noggin. Thanks pal."
  • (Unnamed) "My boy."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "Mom, mom, I can't breathe."
  • (Unnamed) "If you open your mouth, once more, I swear to God, I'm gonna nail it shut."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm warning you, Tommy. I'm gonna throw you out, and you're gonna walk the last mile home."
  • (Unnamed) "Get out."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "s***-kicking. s***-kicking. s***-kicking."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog. Shoot the dog."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "Mom, are we in Arizona yet?"
  • (Unnamed) "If you ask me that one more time, I'm gonna beat you to death. Just sit back there and relax and enjoy life, huh?"
  • (Alfred Lutter) "Life is short."
  • (Unnamed) "So are you."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "He asked us out there Sunday."
  • (Unnamed) "Farmer John's just gonna have to get along without me, I can tell you that."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "I want to go."
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "YES."
  • (Unnamed) "NO."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "s***."

Diane Ladd as Flo

  • (Diane Ladd) "She went to s*** and the hogs ate her."

Jodie Foster as Audrey

  • (Jodie Foster) "So long, suckers."
  • (Jodie Foster) "Tucson's the weird capital of the world -- WEIRD."

Harvey Keitel as Ben

  • (Harvey Keitel) "If you don't drag your ass, out that door or, I'll cut you. I'll cut your ass"
  • (Harvey Keitel) ", GET OUT."

Kris Kristofferson as David

  • (Kris Kristofferson) "So who's stoppin' ya? -- Pack yer bags; I'll take you to Monterey -- I don't give a damn about that ranch."
  • (Kris Kristofferson) "Hey, Tommy, watch the fingernails."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "Well, Christ, she's got tits the size of cucumbers. What do you expect?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ahem. I don't know where he gets that language, I really don't."
  • (Alfred Lutter) "Think real hard, it'll come to you, lady."

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