Alice in Wonderland (1985 film) Quotes

Alice in Wonderland is a Adventure that debuted in December 9-10, 1985 on CBS. Alice in Wonderland ended in 1970.

It features Irwin Allen as producer, Stephen Deutsch as theme composer, and Fred J. Koenekamp as head of cinematography.

Alice in Wonderland is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Alice in Wonderland is 187 minutes long. Alice in Wonderland is produced by Irwin Allen Productions and distributed by Sony Pictures Television.

The cast includes: Telly Savalas as Cheshire Cat, Part 1 as Alice, Martha Raye as Duchess, Anthony Newley as Mad Hatter, Carol Channing as White Queen, Merv Griffin as Conductor, and Arte Johnson as The Dormouse.

Alice in Wonderland Quotes

Part 1 as Alice

• (Part 1) "It's the Cheshire Cat. Oh, hello, Cheshire Cat."
• (Telly Savalas) "Hello. How do you like the Queen?"
• (Part 1) "Not at all. I don't like that of losing my head. Would you?"
• (Telly Savalas) "I could hardly afford that."

• (Part 1) "'Twas brillig and the slithy toves. Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son. The jaws that bite, the claws that catch. Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch.""

Merv Griffin as Conductor

• (Merv Griffin) "Where's your ticket?"
• (Part 1) "I'm afraid I haven't got one. There wasn't a ticket office where I got on."
• (Merv Griffin) "No excuses, please. You should have got one from the engine driver."
• (Unnamed) "He means the man that drives the engine also sells the tickets. You should have known that."

Martha Raye as Duchess

• (Martha Raye) "Do you think I'm ready for gravel groveling?"

Telly Savalas as Cheshire Cat

• (Telly Savalas) "Somehow you strayed and lost your way, and now there'll be no time to play, no time for joy, no time for friends; not even time to make amends. You are too naïve if you do believe life is innocent laughter and fun."

Anthony Newley as Mad Hatter

• (Anthony Newley) "Do you know "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?""
• (Part 1) "Yes I do."
• (Part 1) "Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are."
• (Anthony Newley) "No, no, no, no, no. That's not good at all. I prefer -- Twinkle twinkle little bat, how I wonder what you're at."
• (Arte Johnson) "Twinkle twinkle little skunk, how I wonder if you're drunk."
• (Unnamed) "Twinkle twinkle little ant -- you do look strange without your pants."

• (Anthony Newley) "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Carol Channing as White Queen

• (Carol Channing) "Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never ever jam today."

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