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Alice's Restaurant (film) Quotes

Alice's Restaurant (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Alice's Restaurant completed its run in 1970.

It features Hillard Elkins as producer, Arlo Guthrie in charge of musical score, and Michael Nebbia as head of cinematography.

Alice's Restaurant (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Alice's Restaurant (film) is 111 minutes long. Alice's Restaurant (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Sylvia Davis as Arlo Guthrie, and Pat Quinn as Alice Brock.

Alice's Restaurant (film) Quotes

Sylvia Davis as Arlo Guthrie

  • (Sylvia Davis) "Girdles feel funny."
  • (Sylvia Davis) "Anybody got some to spare?"
  • (Sylvia Davis) "Just what I've always wanted."
  • (Pat Quinn) "A restaurant?"
  • (Sylvia Davis) "No, a friend with a restaurant."
  • (Sylvia Davis) "Group W is where they putcha if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin' your special crime. There was all kinds of mean, nasty ugly-lookin' people on the bench there. There was mother rapers -- father stabbers -- father rapers -- Father rapers. Sittin' right there on the bench next to me."
  • (Sylvia Davis) "Obie, when do we get our bread and water?"
  • (Unnamed) "Shut up, kid."
  • (Sylvia Davis) "What funny smell?"
  • (Unnamed) "Want your wallets and your belts. Put everything on the desk."
  • (Sylvia Davis) "I can understand you wanting our wallets, so we don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want our belts for?"
  • (Unnamed) "Kid, we don't want any hanging."
  • (Sylvia Davis) "Obie, do you think we're gonna hang ourselves for littering?"
  • (Criminal) "Kid, what'd you get?"
  • (Sylvia Davis) "I didn't get nothin'. I had to pay fifty dollars, and pick up the garbage."

Pat Quinn as Alice Brock

  • (Pat Quinn) "Take off those handcuffs."
  • (Unnamed) "You're interfering in the performance of my duties."
  • (Pat Quinn) "You're a meathead; haven't you play-acted cop enough for one day?"
  • (Unnamed) "This side is reserved for officers of the law and criminals."
  • (Pat Quinn) "Pig-eyed idiot."
  • (Unnamed) "Alice, I've had enough garbage for one day, yours and theirs."
  • (Pat Quinn) "Stupid bastard."
  • (Unnamed) "Alice --"
  • (Pat Quinn) "Cradle hopper."
  • (Unnamed) "Alice."
  • (Pat Quinn) "Turkey raper."

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