All About Steve Quotes

All About Steve is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . All About Steve ended its run in 1970.

It features Sandra Bullock; Trevor Engelson, and Mary McLaglen as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Tim Suhrstedt as head of cinematography.

All About Steve is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of All About Steve is 99 minutes long. All About Steve is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Howard Hesseman as Mary Horowitz, Bradley Cooper as Steve, Ken Jeong as Angus, and Thomas Haden Church as Hartman Hughes.

All About Steve Quotes

Ken Jeong as Angus

• (Ken Jeong) "And you. Geraldo. Lose the wig. You look like a retired porn star. Who you fooling? Oh, that's a great disguise, Einstein. THE VAN'S THE SAME, DUMBASS."

Howard Hesseman as Mary Horowitz

• (Howard Hesseman) "It's a raw iron made from iron and coke. And by coke, I mean the carbonaceous residue, not the cola -- or the booger sugar."

• (Howard Hesseman) "I will eat you like a mountain lion."

• (Howard Hesseman) "Mary, why do you wear those stupid red boots all the time? You wanna know why? Because it makes my toes feel like 10 friends on a camping trip, that's why."

• (Howard Hesseman) "There's over a million Stevens with a "V" in the country. It's much more popular than the "PH" way. Twice as popular, in fact. I think it was the the Brits who prefer their PH's."
• (Bradley Cooper) "Yeah. Not as much as their fish and chips."

• (Howard Hesseman) "On the journey of life, just find someone as normal as you. If not, a whole bunch."

• (Howard Hesseman) "With your big old hands. Just grabbed my little puppies and went to town."

Thomas Haden Church as Hartman Hughes

• (Thomas Haden Church) "That's good work, Angus. I knew you had some balls in those Underoos."

Bradley Cooper as Steve

• (Bradley Cooper) "Oh, Jesus. She's got a machete. Where the hell did she get a machete? Oh, man. She's gonna pluck my eyes out, man. She is gonna carve my eyes out and she's gonna make me eat them."

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