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All That Jazz (film) Quotes

All That Jazz (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . All That Jazz ended in 1970.

It features Robert Alan Aurthur as producer, Ralph Burns in charge of musical score, and Giuseppe Rotunno as head of cinematography.

All That Jazz (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of All That Jazz (film) is 123 minutes long. All That Jazz (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox (North America).

The cast includes: Jessica Lange as Angelique, Roy Scheider as Joe Gideon, Ann Reinking as Kate Jagger, Leland Palmer as Audrey Paris, Cliff Gorman as Davis Newman, Erzsébet Földi as Michelle Gideon, John Lithgow as Lucas Sergeant, Max Wright as Joshua Penn, Wallace Shawn as Assistant Insurance Man, Deborah Geffner as Victoria, and William LeMassena as Jonesy Hecht.

All That Jazz (film) Quotes

Max Wright as Joshua Penn

  • (Max Wright) "It is better. Oh, God, it is better."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Nice talkin' to ya, Josh."

Roy Scheider as Joe Gideon

  • (Roy Scheider) "It's showtime, folks."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Who was that?"
  • (Ann Reinking) "Michael Graham"
  • (Roy Scheider) "Who is Michael Graham?"
  • (Ann Reinking) "A dancer in my ballet class."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Straight or gay?"
  • (Ann Reinking) "What do you mean?"
  • (Roy Scheider) "I mean, is he looking to get laid or is he looking for Mr. Right?"
  • (Ann Reinking) "He's straight."
  • (Ann Reinking) "And tall --"
  • (Roy Scheider) "Michael Graham is a very tall name --"
  • (Roy Scheider) "Hohoho -- how dare you use my phone. My phone. To call someone who is not gay."
  • (Ann Reinking) "I see. You can go out with any girl. Any girl --"
  • (Roy Scheider) "That's right. I go out with any girl -- I stay in with you."
  • (Roy Scheider) "I always look for the worst in other people."
  • (Jessica Lange) "A little of yourself in them?"
  • (Roy Scheider) "A little of myself. And generally, I find it."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Anybody got any ideas?"
  • (Stacy) "Oh, Joe, I really like it, I think it's really funny."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Who asked you, Stacy?"
  • (Roy Scheider) "To be on the wire is life. The rest is waiting."
  • (Roy Scheider) "If I die, I'm sorry for all the bad things I did to you."
  • (Roy Scheider) "And if I live, I'm sorry for all the bad things I'm gonna do to you."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Ooh, I don't think they liked it -- what do you think?"
  • (Leland Palmer) "I don't know about the others -- but I think it's the best work you've ever done; you son of a bitch."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Sometimes I don't know where the bulls*** ends and the truth begins."
  • (Roy Scheider) "A great entertainer --"
  • (O'Connor Flood) "A great entertainer."
  • (Roy Scheider) "A great Humanitarian --"
  • (O'Connor Flood) "A great Humanitarian"
  • (Roy Scheider) "And my dear friend of 25 years --"
  • (O'Connor Flood) "And my dearest, dearest friend for 20 years."
  • (Ann Reinking) "You missed by five years."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Oh boy, do I hate show business."
  • (Ann Reinking) "Joe, you love show business."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Oh that's right. I love show business. I'll go either way."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Hey, at least I won't have to lie to you any more."
  • (Roy Scheider) "No, nothing I ever do is good enough. Not beautiful enough, it's not funny enough, it's not deep enough, it's not anything enough. Now, when I see a rose, that's perfect. I mean, that's perfect. I want to look up to God and say, "How the hell did you do that? And why the hell can't I do that?""
  • (Jessica Lange) "Now that's probably one of your better con lines."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Yeah, it is. But that doesn't mean I don't mean it."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Stop smiling. Lay back. Lay back. Hold it, hold it, hold it. Candy, Casey very good. You're gonna do it again Victoria. Gary, Danny, let's go. Stop smiling, its not the high school play. Count. Hold it. Stand on your right foot. Point your left toe. Drop that shoulder. Now, that's not too hard is it? Again."
  • (Roy Scheider) "The pain is gone. I'm okay. Nothing wrong with me, a rewrite of the show wouldn't cure. A couple of good jokes is what I need."
  • (Roy Scheider) "What's the matter, don't you like musical comedy?"

Jessica Lange as Angelique

  • (Jessica Lange) "That's very theatrical, Joe."
  • (Jessica Lange) "Do you believe in love?"
  • (Roy Scheider) "I believe in saying, "I love you.""

Wallace Shawn as Assistant Insurance Man

  • (Wallace Shawn) "You could be the first show on Broadway to make a profit -- without ever really opening."

John Lithgow as Lucas Sergeant

  • (John Lithgow) "I think of you as a father, Jonesy."
  • (William LeMassena) "And you, a son to me."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you"
  • (Unnamed) "Lucas Sergeant?"
  • (Unnamed) "Could I have your autograph? I'm an actress, too. You're my favorite director, after Joe Gideon. I'm so sorry your show was a flop."
  • (John Lithgow) "Best of luck with your career."

Deborah Geffner as Victoria

  • (Deborah Geffner) "Well, you're right. I'm terrible. I know I'm terrible. I look at the mirror and I'm ashamed. Maybe I should quit. I just can't seem to do anything right."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Listen. I can't make you a great dancer. I don't even know if I can make you a good dancer. But, if you keep trying and don't quit, I know I can make you a better dancer. I'd like very much to do that. Stay?"
  • (Deborah Geffner) "Are you going to keep yelling at me?"
  • (Roy Scheider) "Probably."

Cliff Gorman as Davis Newman

  • (Cliff Gorman) "This chick, man, without the benefit of dying herself, has broken down the process of dying into five stages: anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance. Sounds like a Jewish law firm. 'Good morning, Angerdenialbargainingdepressionacceptance.'."
  • (Cliff Gorman) "You know what death with dignity is, man? You don't drool."

Leland Palmer as Audrey Paris

  • (Leland Palmer) "Quick. Tell me. What was the name of the girl in Philadelphia, the blonde with the television show?"
  • (Roy Scheider) "Ah, the blonde with the television show. The blonde with the television show in Philadelphia? I remember that girl's name. I remember that girl's name because that girl meant something to me. The blonde with the television show; her name was Sweetheart."
  • (Leland Palmer) "Uh-uh."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Honey?"
  • (Leland Palmer) "Nope."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Baby."
  • (Roy Scheider) "I can't remember her name."
  • (Leland Palmer) "Dorothy. Her name was Dorothy."
  • (Roy Scheider) "Who cares? I can't remember her name."

Erzsébet Földi as Michelle Gideon

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