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Almost Got 'Im Quotes

Almost Got 'Im is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Almost Got 'Im stopped airing in 1970.

Almost Got 'Im Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "-- And if it weren't for this blasted coin -- I would have got him."
  • (Unnamed) "Gee, that's too bad, Harv, but I guess you'll always come in second. Anybody else want to go?"
  • (Unnamed) "ME. There I was, holed up in this quarry, when Batman came nosing around. He was getting closer -- Closer --"
  • (Unnamed) "And?"
  • (Unnamed) "I threw a rock at him."
  • (Unnamed) "So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?"
  • (Unnamed) "It was a big rock --"
  • (Unnamed) "They actually let him keep it."
  • (Unnamed) "Poison Ivy."
  • (Unnamed) "It's been a long time, Harvey. You're still looking around halfway decent."
  • (Unnamed) "Half of me wants to strangle ya."
  • (Unnamed) "And what does the other half want?"
  • (Unnamed) "To hit ya with a truck."
  • (Unnamed) "We used to date."
  • (Unnamed) "Ah."
  • (Unnamed) "I'd say ladies first, but since we don't have any --"
  • (Unnamed) "We'll start with you, Pam --"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, I don't get it. You just knocked out Catwoman and left her?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, c'mon, Crockers, didn't I say there's more than one way to get someone? Even as I speak, Catwoman is being trussed up at the p*****kins Pet Food Factory. First thing tomorrow I'm sending a lovely case of cat food to Batman. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't think so."
  • (Unnamed) "Was it something I said?"
  • (Unnamed) "Gee, Batman, what are you gonna do? Kick me around or save your kitty? You've only got time for one."
  • (Unnamed) "Heh heh -- good call. Help."
  • (Unnamed) "Huh -- almost got 'im."
  • (Unnamed) "Scram, lady. This is a private --"
  • (Unnamed) "I have this natural immunity against poisons, toxins, the pain and suffering of others. Go figure."
  • (Unnamed) "So, I hear You-Know-Who nailed The Mad Hatter last week --"
  • (Unnamed) "No kidding. He sure gets around for one guy."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, well, that's where you're wrong. I don't think it is one guy."
  • (Unnamed) "Huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace, like a S.W.A.T. team. He wants you to think it's one guy, but --"
  • (Unnamed) "Ah, you're always seeing double."
  • (Unnamed) "It's obvious our caped friend suffered some crime-related trauma when he was younger. Perhaps an over-anxious mugger blew off a piece of his face."
  • (Unnamed) "Sure, he could be all gross and disgusting under that mask."
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, no offense, Harv."
  • (Unnamed) "Just deal --"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you know what I think?"
  • (Unnamed) "Not the robot theory again --"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, he could be."
  • (Unnamed) "It's Late Night Gotham Live, and here's the man who puts a smile on your face whether you want it or not, The Joker."
  • (Unnamed) "Good evening folks, I'm The Joker: living proof that you don't have to be crazy to host this show, but it helps. Ha ha."
  • (Unnamed) "Where's my coin? I had it just here when -- oh, no."
  • (Unnamed) "Awww --"
  • (Unnamed) "No way."
  • (Unnamed) "Forget this."
  • (Unnamed) "Let me see those cards."
  • (Unnamed) "Show's over."
  • (Unnamed) "You'd think one of us would've got 'im by now --"
  • (Unnamed) "I've come the closest."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you kidding? I was the one who nearly --"
  • (Unnamed) "Nobody's come closer to stopping the Batman than ME."
  • (Unnamed) "The fact is each of us has their own "almost got 'im" story to tell --"
  • (Unnamed) "It's midnight darling,time to unmask"

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