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Alone (House) Quotes

Alone (House) is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . Alone ended its run in 1970.

Alone (House) Quotes

  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Oh, my God. This guy means business, or guys. It could be multiple, multiple guys or a gal. Who knows? All I can say this reeks of boldness."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I am not hiring a team."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly? Past the point it can handle the strain? It makes this weird sound, almost like a scream."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Do you know what terrorists do when you don't negotiate? They terrorize."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Bring it on."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "26-year-old female. She was pulled out of the rubble after six hours. Two surgeries for multiple fractures and burns."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I'm thinking the broken bones are a response to the building falling on her head."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Where's the restaurant?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "What restaurant?"
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "The one you said you're taking me to for lunch."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Oh -- ahh --"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "This one's homier, dibs on a cold pizza?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Bleeding can start at any time."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "It's bleeding from five different sites. You think they synchronize their watches?"
  • (Unnamed) "I should ask them for keys."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "No need. I'm sure we can find a large rock somewhere."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not breaking into somebody's house. I got principles."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I've got some loose change here that says you don't."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not doing this -- for less than a 50."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Well, let's just say your anti-depressant theory does explain the fever. What about the heart? And don't say a building fell on her."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Okay."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "A structure collapsed."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Shut up."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Come on, it fits."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Where did you come from?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Apes, if you believe the democrats."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "If you're broke I can loan you a tiny bit of the money I owe you."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Your eyes are lopsided. And by eyes I mean breasts."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Give it back."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "What happened? Did someone kidnap your guitar? Your 12 thousand-dollar 1967 Flying V? Or something?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Where'd you hide it?"
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "I'm flattered you would consider me this bold and brilliant."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Yeah, it takes a cri --"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "It takes a criminal mastermind to pull off a heist from an unlocked, unguarded room down the hall. What do you want?"
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Me? Nothing. But I'm sure the kidnapper wants what every kidnapper wants: to see you interview 5 to 7 well-qualified fellowship candidates."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "I don't need a team."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "You were bouncing ideas off a janitor."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "And solved the case."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Can't take the case. I don't have a team."
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "So hire a team."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "What for? I don't have a case."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "So all you have to do is convince this kid that his girlfriend had a secret doctor, and a secret stash, and a secret life. It's been a while since a patient took a swing at you. Can I watch?"
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "You're wrong."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Who are you going to believe: a classic toy or a woman who if she had any confidence in her ideas wouldn't feel the need to distract you with a water bra?"
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "You've spent the last two weeks doing absolutely nothing. Concert is over."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "In what twisted universe does mastering Eddie Van Halen's two-handed arpeggio technique count as absolutely nothing?"
  • (Dr. Lisa Cuddy) "Take the case or you will spend the next month helping the collapse team change bandages."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "You stole my patient."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "You kidnapped my guitar."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "Give him back."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Only when you give her back."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "It's a she?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Well, it's certainly not a dude."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "It's a guitar. You took a human being."
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "Now who doesn't have a sense of humor?"
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "What does the diary say?"
  • (Dr. Gregory House) "It's basically a list of her sexual encounters. Boys, girls, vibrating appliances."
  • (Dr. James Wilson) "If it was, you'd be quoting, not summarizing."

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