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Amélie Quotes

Amélie is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Amélie stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jean-Marc Deschamps, and Claudie Ossard as producer, Yann Tiersen in charge of musical score, and Bruno Delbonnel as head of cinematography.

Amélie is recorded in French and originally aired in France, and Germany. Each episode of Amélie is 123 minutes long. Amélie is distributed by UGC-Fox Distribution.

The cast includes: Audrey Tautou as Amélie Poulain, Mathieu Kassovitz as Nino Quincampoix, Audrey Tautou as Amélie, Dominique Pinon as Joseph, Mathieu Kassovitz as Josef Stalin dubbed in propaganda film excerpt, Clotilde Mollet as Gina, Isabelle Nanty as Georgette, Michel Robin as Mr. Collignon, Andrée Damant as Mrs. Collignon, Yolande Moreau as Madeleine Wallace, and Jamel Debbouze as Lucien.

Amélie Quotes

Michel Robin as Mr. Collignon

  • (Michel Robin) "Bre-to-deau. But if I say it, it won't count. I'm senile."
  • (Andrée Damant) "Ignore him. He's senile. See what he's done to my laurel? His old job was punching metro tickets. Now he gets up every night to punch holes in my laurel."
  • (Michel Robin) "We all need a way to relax."

Audrey Tautou as Amélie

  • (Audrey Tautou) "I am nobody's little weasel."
  • (Audrey Tautou) "I'm busy"
  • (Audrey Tautou) "I like to look for things no one else catches."
  • (Audrey Tautou) "I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old American movies."
  • (Audrey Tautou) "She doesn't relate to other people. She was always a lonely child."
  • (Audrey Tautou) "It's better to help people than garden gnomes."
  • (Narrator) "Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?""
  • (Audrey Tautou) "Fifteen."
  • (Audrey Tautou) "I am nobody's little weasel"

Mathieu Kassovitz as Nino Quincampoix

  • (Mathieu Kassovitz) "If Amélie chooses to live in a dream-world and remain an introverted young woman, she has every right to mess up her life."
  • (Man in photo) "She is in love."
  • (Mathieu Kassovitz) "I don't even know her."
  • (Man in photo) "Oh, you know her."
  • (Mathieu Kassovitz) "Since when?"
  • (Man in photo) "Since always."
  • (Man in photo) "In your dreams."

Dominique Pinon as Joseph

  • (Dominique Pinon) "Cram it, failure."
  • (Hipolito, The Writer) "Failed writer, failed life -- I love the word "fail." Failure is human destiny."
  • (Dominique Pinon) "It's gasbag time."
  • (Hipolito, The Writer) "Failure teaches us that life is but a draft, a long rehearsal for a show that will never play."
  • (Dominique Pinon) "I bet he stole that."
  • (Hipolito, The Writer) "I do have some original ideas, but people always steal them."
  • (Hipolito, The Writer) "Same as your women."
  • (Dominique Pinon) "Meaning?"
  • (Hipolito, The Writer) "You'd better get used to it."
  • (Dominique Pinon) "Cram it, failure."
  • (Dominique Pinon) "You're gorgeous when you blush. Like a wild flower."
  • (Isabelle Nanty) "It's my dyspepsia."

Clotilde Mollet as Gina

  • (Clotilde Mollet) "Absence makes --"
  • (Mathieu Kassovitz) "-- the heart grow fonder."

Isabelle Nanty as Georgette

  • (Isabelle Nanty) "Bravo. Vive la France. You scalded me. Bravo. Ten out of ten. Ten out of ten. Bull's eye."

Yolande Moreau as Madeleine Wallace

  • (Yolande Moreau) "Where's the owner?"
  • (Jamel Debbouze) "Shhh. Sleeping in the cauliflower."

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