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America's Funniest Home Videos Quotes

America's Funniest Home Videos is a Clip show that first aired in 1970 on American Broadcasting Company. America's Funniest Home Videos ended its run in 1970.

America's Funniest Home Videos lasted 29 seasons and 678 (as of April 7, 2019) episodes. It features Bill Barlow as producer, and Dan Slider (music) as theme composer. America's Funniest Home Videos is executive produced by Vin Di Bona, Michele Nasraway, Todd Thicke Hidden begin, title=Co-executive producers: Steve Paskay, Barbara Bernstein, Chris Cusack, Terry Moore, Todd Thicke, and Mike Palleschi Hidden end. America's Funniest Home Videos is created by Vin Di Bona.

America's Funniest Home Videos is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of America's Funniest Home Videos is 22 minutes (1990-99) long. America's Funniest Home Videos is produced by ABC Entertainment and distributed by MTM Enterprises.

America's Funniest Home Videos Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Close the curtain, lock the door, the squeamish should look away. It's time for the Naughty File."
  • (Unnamed) "If you hear a crash, it could be cash."
  • (Unnamed) "T'was two nights before Christmas and all through the yard, Mother was hitting lightpoles and hitting them hard."
  • (Unnamed) "If you get it on tape, you could get it in cash."

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