American Chopper Quotes

American Chopper is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . American Chopper ended its run in 1970.

American Chopper Quotes

• (Unnamed) "This is not good."

• (Unnamed) "Dad, I'm here to kick your ass."
• (Unnamed) "Oh yeah, why me?"
• (Unnamed) "'Cuz I'm STRESSED."

• (Unnamed) "You know, everybody gives me a problem about the grinder being face up and they think my middle name is "safety". But it's not -- It's "danger". No, I'm kidding -- It's "Joseph"."

• (Unnamed) "From London."

• (Unnamed) "Gus is the only one of us that can fit in it."

• (Unnamed) "Next time you eat my cookies I'm going to break your neck."

• (Unnamed) "Look, there are pieces of Rick on it."

• (Unnamed) "Where the hell is Paulie."

• (Unnamed) "You haven't worked eighty hours in your lifetime, in your lifetime."
• (Unnamed) "When I was fourteen I was working eight hours a week."
• (Unnamed) "When you were fourteen you were putting applications at McDonald's and not even getting hired, what the hell are you talkin' about?"

• (Unnamed) "Figure it out."

• (Unnamed) "Twinkle-dinkle-dinkle. You never bent a piece of pipe in your life."

• (Unnamed) "Cool isn't it?"

• (Unnamed) "Uh-oh, grizzly's out."

• (Unnamed) "Where's my bits."
• (Unnamed) "This is an ongoing saga with you, isn't it?"

• (Unnamed) "That seat's gonna look ridiculous with just a picture of me on it."
• (Unnamed) "Well who the hell sent him a picture of just you?"
• (Unnamed) "It's gonna look ridiculous."
• (Unnamed) "I don't care. Every time I sit on it, I'll just -- I'll fart."

• (Unnamed) "I think that the difference between that bike and this bike is that -- this bike is yours."

• (Unnamed) "If you even had a clue as to what you were talking about, you'd be dangerous."

• (Unnamed) "You know what? I'm done talking with you because you are the biggest slob I ever met in the world. So why am I even debating this with you?"
• (Unnamed) "There's certain things you can't do anything about."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, I can, because I own the place."

• (Unnamed) "Where the hell is numbnuts?"

• (Unnamed) "That car has lasted nine years -- longer than any relationship with a girl I ever had."

• (Unnamed) "You're not happy unless you're gettin' me aggravated."
• (Unnamed) "Well, you're not happy unless you're aggravated."

• (Will Smith) "I've GOT to get me one of these."

• (Unnamed) "Campo -- We're Pissed -- You Key-Hordin' Pixie."

• (Unnamed) "Somebody needs to get him to the hospital."

• (Unnamed) "I can not emphasize how much you can not do that."

• (Unnamed) "It's not just an Orange County Chopper, it's a New York City Chopper."

• (Unnamed) "There are pieces of me still there."

• (Unnamed) "I'm not going ask twice, cos the second time I'll use my size 12."

• (Unnamed) "Where the hell is Mikey?"

• (Unnamed) "I've got question for you guys, just so I know -- How many people does it take to run one machine?"

• (Unnamed) "I've got a size 12 that will inspire."

• (Unnamed) "You guys want me to hold it on there while you fight about it?"
• (Unnamed) "You know why you're here? You really know? To make me laugh. That's the only reason you're here."
• (Unnamed) "Ok. So, let's get this f***in' bike together."

• (Unnamed) "You are the most inconsistent, unreliable person in this entire f***ing shop and if you were to make an example to the rest of the guys out there, they would all end up just like you, but I don't let that happen, I don't let that happen."

• (Unnamed) "You're the biggest slob I know. Stop everything and get this place cleaned up."

• (Unnamed) "Come over here and stand in front of me so I can hit you in the back of the head."

• (Unnamed) "Mikey, get your fat ass upstairs and find my drill bits."
• (Unnamed) "I want you to apologize for calling me fat."
• (Unnamed) "I apologize for calling you fat. Now get your fat ass up there and find my f***in' bits."

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