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American Dreamz Quotes

American Dreamz is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . American Dreamz completed its run in 1970.

It features Paul Weitz as producer, Stephen Trask in charge of musical score, and Robert Elswit as head of cinematography.

American Dreamz is recorded in English language and originally aired in United States. Each episode of American Dreamz is 107 minutes long. American Dreamz is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Hugh Grant as Martin Tweed, Mandy Moore as Sally Kendoo, Sam Golzari as Omer, Seth Meyers as Chet Krogl, Jennifer Coolidge as Martha Kendoo, Tony Yalda as Iqbal Riza, Judy Greer as Accordo, John Cho as Ittles, Chris Klein as William Williams, Marcia Gay Harden as First Lady, Noureen DeWulf as Shazzy Riza, and Shohreh Aghdashloo as Nazneen Riza.

American Dreamz Quotes

Seth Meyers as Chet Krogl

  • (Seth Meyers) "Everyone in America thinks they're middle class. So they like to have someone to look down on."
  • (Seth Meyers) "See, people like the whole white trash thing."
  • (Jennifer Coolidge) "But we're not white trash."
  • (Seth Meyers) "I know, but look what it did for Britney Spears."

Tony Yalda as Iqbal Riza

  • (Tony Yalda) "She's a very freaky girl, the kind you don't bring home to mother. She's a super freak, super freak, she's super freaky. Ohhhhhhh"
  • (Tony Yalda) "Wrong, do you want this? Do you? Well than get your ass in gear."

Mandy Moore as Sally Kendoo

  • (Mandy Moore) "Martin, I'm not physically attracted to other people, but if you want me, I'm yours."
  • (Mandy Moore) "You know -- I used to weigh like 200 pounds. But then I told myself if I didn't lose at least 90 pounds before I turned 14, I'd kill myself."
  • (Mandy Moore) "I think it's time we broke up. Your life is here,"
  • (Mandy Moore) "my life is here"

Chris Klein as William Williams

  • (Chris Klein) "I guess you two think I'm stupid. I guess you all think I'm stupid. Well, I'll show you how stupid I am: I'm going to blow myself up with this bomb I found."
  • (Unnamed) "Hello William."
  • (Chris Klein) "Hi Mrs.Kendoo, is Sally there?"
  • (Unnamed) "No she's in New York with agents."
  • (Chris Klein) "Tell her I joined the army, I miss her and I got her face tattooed on my arm."

Sam Golzari as Omer

  • (Sam Golzari) "I just feel confused -- about this country. There are so many nice people here, but it does so much harm in the world -- So to what degree is this country culpable for its actions. Are Americans to blame for America?"
  • (Unnamed) "You must get to the championship round. When you are on stage with the president, you will have smuggled in an explosive."
  • (Sam Golzari) "What if I don't make it to the final round?"
  • (Unnamed) "Folks don't call me the torturer because I don't like to torture people."
  • (Sam Golzari) "One and two, three and four, five, hey."
  • (Tony Yalda) "What are you doing?"
  • (Sam Golzari) "Nothing, nothing, I'm just rehearsing some dance steps."
  • (Tony Yalda) "Oh --"
  • (Sam Golzari) "Look Iqbal, I am so sorry --"
  • (Tony Yalda) "Stop.I don't want your pity. Does it look like I need pity?"
  • (Sam Golzari) "No, no, no you have far too much dignity."
  • (Tony Yalda) "If these people know nothing about talent there's not much I can do about it, is there? So let's see it. Let's see your dance steps."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Oh -- alright. One and two, three and four."
  • (Sam Golzari) "What?"
  • (Tony Yalda) "Oh there's no way you're going to win this thing."
  • (Sam Golzari) "I know, I fear as much."
  • (Tony Yalda) "Get up there, up on the stage."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Are you sure?"
  • (Tony Yalda) "Do it. Before I change my mind. Okay, now this is just a bass track. It's good for practicing moves too."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Mmm. I don't like this kind of music."
  • (Tony Yalda) "It's just a bass track. It's just for rehearsal."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Okay --"
  • (Tony Yalda) "Now one problem you have is you move like a reanimated corpse in a zombie movie. Not good, you need to loosen up. Okay, come on, let's go, free form jazz dancing. Right now, immediately."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Iqbal, why are you helping me? I destroyed your dream."
  • (Tony Yalda) "Yeah, you did, but that was yesterday. Today I turned a page in a new chapter in my life. I'm not sure being a performer was ever what I was really meant for. I'm more of a behind the scenes player, a puppeteer, a svengali if you will. As of today I'm your manager."
  • (Unnamed) "In terms of the Middle East, it looks like the problems over there are never going to be solved. I mean never, never, never, never, never, never. So, I'm sorry about that --"
  • (Sam Golzari) "Mr. President, I deeply hope for all of our sakes that you are wrong."
  • (Unnamed) "I hope so too."

Hugh Grant as Martin Tweed

  • (Hugh Grant) "Jessica, you make me feel like being a better person and I'm not a better person. I'm me."
  • (Hugh Grant) "I think I'm Omar-sexual."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Am I lovable?"
  • (Judy Greer) "-- Yes. Yeah. Uh-uh. Yup."
  • (Hugh Grant) "How about you?"
  • (John Cho) "I love you. That's all I know."
  • (Hugh Grant) "That's weird, one can become quite detached from reality when one's famous."
  • (Mandy Moore) "That sounds so cool."
  • (Unnamed) "How are the numbers?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "Incredible."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Absolutely incredible."
  • (Unnamed) "Congratulations."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm leaving you."
  • (Unnamed) "Did you hear what I said? I'm leaving you."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Yeah, I heard. Yeah, Yeah"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not kidding."
  • (Hugh Grant) "I know."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Look, I think it's an excellent decision on your part."
  • (Unnamed) "You do?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "You're a fantastic person and the last year's been really great. You're beautiful. The sex has been wonderful. You're kind and supportive. You wait for me with dinner when I work late: you're amazing. And it's driving me out of my f***ing mind."
  • (Hugh Grant) "You know, with numbers like this, this should be the happiest day of my life and instead i have to worry about whether I make you happy all the time."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Jessica, sweetheart, you make me feel like being a better person. And I'm not a better person. I'm me."
  • (Unnamed) "I feel sorry for you."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Don't. I certainly don't. In fact, I envy myself deeply."

Noureen DeWulf as Shazzy Riza

  • (Noureen DeWulf) "So at the mall today, I upgraded my plan to 5,000 minutes, but it's a family plan."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Thank you auntie."
  • (Tony Yalda) "You should have gone to 10,000."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Um, Iqbal."
  • (Tony Yalda) "Yeah."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Something very odd happened today, it's funny really.You see, uh, these people from the American Dreamz television show came by."
  • (Tony Yalda) "Yeah?"
  • (Sam Golzari) "And uh --"
  • (Tony Yalda) "And?"
  • (Sam Golzari) "And uh, I was using your stage and they heard me singing and they wanted me to be on the show."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Mmmmm."
  • (Tony Yalda) "I'm sorry, did you say that they want YOU to sing on the show?"
  • (Sam Golzari) "Mm huh, isn't that amusing."
  • (Noureen DeWulf) "Holy crap."
  • (Shohreh Aghdashloo) "Shazzy."
  • (Unnamed) "Congratulations Omer."
  • (Sam Golzari) "Thankyou."
  • (Tony Yalda) "Congratulations Omer. That's what you have to say Congratulations Omer. Do you know how hard I worked to get on this show? You stole my dream."
  • (Sam Golzari) "I'm so sorry, I told them, I told them they had made a mistake, but do not worry. I will simply refuse to be on the television show, yes, yes and then they must take you instead."
  • (Tony Yalda) "They don't want me. Nobody want's me."
  • (Shohreh Aghdashloo) "Nonsense sweetheart, we all love you."
  • (Tony Yalda) "Is that going to make me famous? I don't think so."

Marcia Gay Harden as First Lady

  • (Marcia Gay Harden) "You're wondering, what was the point of it all? Why you? Why now? Why did the Lord pick you out of all people? What are your special qualifications? And did the Lord even pick you, or was it just having really, really powerful friends?"

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