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American Outlaws Quotes

American Outlaws is a television program that debuted in 1970 . American Outlaws completed its run in 1970.

It features James G. Robinson as producer, Trevor Rabin in charge of musical score, and Russell Boyd as head of cinematography.

American Outlaws is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of American Outlaws is 94 minutes long. American Outlaws is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Will McCormack as Bob, Gregory Smith as Jim, Gabriel Macht as Frank, Scott Caan as Cole, Nathaniel Arcand as Woman, Nathaniel Arcand as Tom, Colin Farrell as Jesse James, Joe Stevens as Loni Packwood, Ty O'Neal as Teller, Nathaniel Arcand as Man, Nathaniel Arcand as Comanche Tom, Kathy Bates as Ma James, Terry O'Quinn as Rollin H Parker, Ali Larter as Zee Mimms, Gregory Smith as Jimmy, Timothy Dalton as Allan Pinkerton, Ty O'Neal as Clell, Ronny Cox as Doc Mimms, and Harris Yulin as Thaddeus Reins.

American Outlaws Quotes

Kathy Bates as Ma James

  • (Kathy Bates) "Thank God you're alive."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Well not if you don't ease up a bit, Ma."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Oh, look at that. The good lord is a bit shorter than I reckoned."
  • (Kathy Bates) "The Lord says we can bury 'em out back in the orchard. No one will ever find 'em."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Somebody's in a vengeful mood today."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Why don't we let 'em go for today, Ma? We'll bury 'em out back next time."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Aw, all right."

Ali Larter as Zee Mimms

  • (Ali Larter) "When were you plannin' on telling me?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "I just did."
  • (Ali Larter) "Only because I asked."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Damn, am I ever gonna win with you?"
  • (Ali Larter) "Don't change the subject."
  • (Ali Larter) "I can't believe I had to blow up a train for you."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Well you are a hell of a woman --"
  • (Ali Larter) "Don't swear."
  • (Ali Larter) "Hmm --"
  • (Colin Farrell) ""Hmm" what?"
  • (Ali Larter) ""But the life of the James gang wasn't all robbing and shooting and killing. For these young Missouri bucks had a taste for the ladies. Especially the handsome and charismatic Jesse James.""
  • (Colin Farrell) "I beg your pardon."
  • (Ali Larter) "Blazing Guns of The West: The True Story of Jesse James. Only a dime in the hotel lobby."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Let me see that."
  • (Ali Larter) "Oh, I'm not finished. "When he sauntered into a saloon, his spurs jangling and his pockets full of gold, the ladies flocked around him like flies to a candied apple." As I said -- hmm."
  • (Ali Larter) "There are certain things that have to wait until after the wedding."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Driver, change of plans. Can you take us to the nearest church, please?"

Will McCormack as Bob

  • (Will McCormack) "Cole lost his temper."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Oh no."
  • (Will McCormack) "Well, he just lost his temper a little."
  • (Colin Farrell) "How many of 'em did he kill, Bob?"
  • (Will McCormack) "They arrested Jesse. What have you done?"
  • (Scott Caan) "What's that, Bob?"
  • (Will McCormack) "What have you done, Cole?"
  • (Scott Caan) "I ain't done nothing, Bob."
  • (Will McCormack) "Swear it."
  • (Will McCormack) "Swear on Jimmy's grave."
  • (Nathaniel Arcand) "Bob, you know Cole would never do such a thing. He and Jesse are best friends, cousins, blood brothers. Bob --"
  • (Will McCormack) "Sorry, Cole."
  • (Nathaniel Arcand) "If I find out you had anything to do with what happened to Jesse -- I'll kill you myself."
  • (Will McCormack) "What's that?"
  • (Joe Stevens) "This is my lucky rabbit's foot. I took it off that dead fellow over there."
  • (Will McCormack) "Yeah, I don't think that one's working, Loni."

Colin Farrell as Jesse James

  • (Colin Farrell) "I should've just killed Thaddeus Reins."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "That's what I'd have done."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I'm not hanged yet."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "You cocky little bastard."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Oh, you'll miss me."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "No -- I'll hang you. But I might miss you a little bit."
  • (Head Teller) "Why sir, sorry, but this bill is counterfeit."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Oh, I don't think so. But I'm gonna have to see the rest of your money so I can compare."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "It's a scientific method, I hear it's all the rage."
  • (Pastor) "Now, let's have a drink."
  • (Colin Farrell) "In the church?"
  • (Pastor) "Communion."
  • (Colin Farrell) "A war against the railroad -- what the hell was I thinking?"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Well, I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time."
  • (Colin Farrell) "You got big. I mean, you aged. What I mean is in a good way you got big and older."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Distracting enough for ya'?"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Aw, they hardly even noticed you."
  • (Colin Farrell) "So you're saying I could have done more to attact their attention?"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Uh-huh."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Such as?"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Well you coulda' worn one of those big, floppy women's Easter Sunday bonnets."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Yeah, that would've made an impression."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "I figure."
  • (Colin Farrell) "See that's your problem, Frank. By the time you've finished figurin' out stuff, I'm already finished doin' it."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "No, Jesse, see your problem is you're always doin' stuff before I'm finished figurin' it out."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Hey Doc, I was wonderin' if, eh, later this evening I could come by?"
  • (Ronny Cox) "You're always welcome here, Jesse."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Yeah, I know, Doc, but well, I was thinking maybe I could come by and take Zee out. Some place near, with other folk. Near here, but --"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Out."
  • (Ronny Cox) "That's fine by me, Jesse."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Oh, no worries, sir, I'll make sure they're properly chaperoned."
  • (Ronny Cox) "Why that hadn't even occurred to me, Frank. I am deeply in your debt."
  • (Colin Farrell) "All right, settle down. Not all this money is ours."
  • (Will McCormack) "Uh, well -- no Jesse, it's the bank's -- see that's why we had to go to all the trouble of stealing it."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Hands off your hip, Cole."
  • (Scott Caan) "Ain't scared are ya, Jesse?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Pick your fights, cousin, you taught me that."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Let's go home, back to our farms."
  • (Scott Caan) "Platin' corn, harvesting corn -- and eatin' corn."
  • (Will McCormack) "The corn gonna shoot at me?"
  • (Scott Caan) "Nope."
  • (Will McCormack) "Then I love it."
  • (Colin Farrell) "If I can get you today, then you damn sure know I can kill you anytime I want now that I'm free. You sleep on that for the next twenty years."

Harris Yulin as Thaddeus Reins

  • (Harris Yulin) "We'll speak again in Washington."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Oh, you're coming on the same train? Well, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna have to pay you a visit."
  • (Harris Yulin) "Big words."
  • (Colin Farrell) "That's a promise."
  • (Harris Yulin) "Now who wrote this? I'll see him hanged every Tuesday for a month."
  • (Harris Yulin) "What the hell is that?"
  • (Timothy Dalton) "Vengeance."

Scott Caan as Cole

  • (Scott Caan) "Gatling. They got a Gatling gun."
  • (Will McCormack) "god**** it Cole, this stopped bein' fun about two years ago."
  • (Scott Caan) "WHOO. god****, boy. When we get back to Missouri, I'ma' tell all them little gals 'bout how little Jesse James charged the whole Union army by hisself."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey Cole, he keeps that up and he's liable to outrank you soon."
  • (Scott Caan) "Well, but I'll still be better lookin', won't I?"
  • (Scott Caan) "Ma'am, do me a favor, turn around and cover your eyes."
  • (Nathaniel Arcand) "Why?"
  • (Scott Caan) "Cuz I'm gonna shoot this man and I don't think you wanna see it."
  • (Scott Caan) "Thank you."
  • (Scott Caan) "The one time that one of us comes up with an idea --"
  • (Colin Farrell) "A bad idea."
  • (Scott Caan) "Hey, I got us through the war all right."
  • (Colin Farrell) "And nearly got hanged in peacetime."
  • (Scott Caan) "All right, ranchers, let's ride."
  • (Will McCormack) "Now I would sound just stupid sayin' something like that."
  • (Scott Caan) "Where you been buddy?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "What's going on?"
  • (Scott Caan) "Well, nothin' really."
  • (Scott Caan) "Why the hell aren't we the "Younger-James" gang? I mean we got three Younger brothers and two James brothers."
  • (Gregory Smith) "Well, I kinda like the sound of the "James-Younger" gang."
  • (Scott Caan) "Hey Jim, I'll beat the piss out of you right now, now stay out of this."
  • (Will McCormack) "Oh, Jimmy's got a point, Cole. The "Younger-James" gang is confusing."
  • (Scott Caan) "How's that, Bob?"
  • (Will McCormack) "Well, say we burst into a bank and we go, "We're the Younger-James gang." Now people are gonna be thinkin', "The younger James gang? Is there an older James gang? How come we never heard of the older James gang?" So people are tryin' to figure that out instead of raisin' their arms."
  • (Scott Caan) "Sadie was a beautiful woman, Sadie was not a man."
  • (Colin Farrell) "She had a mustache, a nice mustache."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "I think she had more than a mustache."
  • (Scott Caan) "Well, she was European."
  • (Scott Caan) "Bob, get me some bandages."
  • (Colin Farrell) "And some whiskey, Bob."
  • (Gregory Smith) "Too young for whiskey."
  • (Colin Farrell) "I think this time we'll make an exception, Jim."
  • (Scott Caan) "You tell anyone I said this, I'll have to kill you, cause everyone knows I'm the toughest man in this town. But you are one terrifying son of a bitch with them guns."
  • (Scott Caan) "I'm the better soldier, Jesse."
  • (Colin Farrell) "And I'm the better outlaw."
  • (Gregory Smith) "You both hate the railroad, that's all that matters."

Timothy Dalton as Allan Pinkerton

  • (Timothy Dalton) "Tennessee. The railroad has no business in Tennessee, therefore I have no interest in the state of Tennessee."
  • (Colin Farrell) "Thank you."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "I'd just as soon kill you, Jesse James. But chasing you takes up too much of my time."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "It's going to be a long spring."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "My professional opinion is that you've managed to piss off the wrong bunch of farm boys this time."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "If he lays a finger on one of your guns, you are all; and I mean all; dead men."
  • (Unnamed) "He's chained up."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "I'll put that on your tombstone."
  • (Timothy Dalton) "We're moving you tomorrow."
  • (Colin Farrell) "But I like the presidential suite."

Ty O'Neal as Clell

  • (Ty O'Neal) "What'll we do?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Nothin'. You folks are gonna do nothin'. You're gonna go home right now, you too Doc, so you can swear on a Bible that you don't know anything about what's gonna happen tomorrow."
  • (Ronny Cox) "Boys --"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Doc. Go home. They ain't gonna hang no more Liberty boys."
  • (Ty O'Neal) "Where's Jesse James?"
  • (Scott Caan) "This here's the Younger gang, you understand? The Younger gang."
  • (Nathaniel Arcand) "But the Youngers ride with Jesse James."
  • (Will McCormack) "Hey. You wanna die?"

Terry O'Quinn as Rollin H Parker

  • (Terry O'Quinn) "Howdy folks, how are you today."
  • (Scott Caan) "Howdy?"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Yeah, easterners."
  • (Terry O'Quinn) "As you no doubt heard from your neighbors, our railroad is moving west --"
  • (Colin Farrell) "Well, that makes sense as, see, east would put you under water."

Gabriel Macht as Frank

  • (Gabriel Macht) "Nice shot."
  • (Ali Larter) "Thank you. Go get my husband."
  • (Gabriel Macht) ""From women's eyes this doctrine I derive, they sparkle still the right Promethean fire. They are the books, the arts, the acedemes that show, contain and nourish all the world.""
  • (Scott Caan) "Well, I don't know what it is that you just said, but it sounded real nice."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "That's Shakespeare. Now he's European."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Any ideas little brother?"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "Oh, Lord."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, Lord."
  • (Gabriel Macht) "The railroad burned him out, too, you couldn't have stopped him."
  • (Colin Farrell) "You're a piss-poor liar for the smartest man I know."

Nathaniel Arcand as Tom

  • (Captain Malcolm) "Get me the James boy."
  • (Nathaniel Arcand) "What, Jesse?"
  • (Captain Malcolm) "No, not Jesse. I want the one that can shoot."
  • (Will McCormack) "FRANK."

Joe Stevens as Loni Packwood

  • (Joe Stevens) "I say this is the last straw. I came back from the war, my farm was burned down, my cows was dead. And now my wife's run off with my cousin Jeb. That son of a bitch. He took my dog."

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