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Amy and Amiability Quotes

Amy and Amiability is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Amy and Amiability ended its run in 1970.

Amy and Amiability Quotes

  • (Blackadder) "Sir. I come as emissary of his highness the Prince of Wales with the most splendid of news. He wants your lovely daughter for his wife."
  • (Josiah Hardwood) "Well his wife can't have her. It's outrageous that you should come here with such a suggestion."
  • (Josiah Hardwood) "Mind sir or I shall take off my belt and by thunder, me trousers will fall down."
  • (Blackadder) "She is famous for having the worst personality in Germany and, as you can imagine, that's up against some pretty stiff competition."
  • (Blackadder) "The important thing is that they must not be alone together before the wedding."
  • (Baldrick) "That's not really fair to her, is it?"
  • (Blackadder) "It's not really fair on him, either. The girl is wetter than a haddock's bathing costume."
  • (Baldrick) "And what's wrong with her?"
  • (Blackadder) "Get more coffee. It's horrid, change it. Take me roughly from behind. No, not like that, like this. Trousers off, tackle out. Walk the dog. Where's my present?"
  • (Baldrick) "All right. Which one do you want me to do first?"
  • (Blackadder) "Well go out into the street and hire me a horse."
  • (Baldrick) "Hire you a horse? For ninepence? On Jewish New Year in the rain? A bare fortnight after the dreaded horse plague of Old London Town? With the blacksmith's strike in its 15th week and the Dorset Horse Fetishist's Fair tomorrow?"
  • (Baldrick) "I still can't believe you're leaving me behind."
  • (Blackadder) "Oh don't you worry. When we're established on our plantation in Barbados I'll send for you. No more sad little London for you Balders. From now on you will stand out in life as an individual."
  • (Baldrick) "Will I?"
  • (Blackadder) "Indeed. All the other slaves will be black."
  • (Blackadder) "If you can't make money you'll have to marry it."
  • (Prince George) "Marry? Never. I'm a gay bachelor, Blackadder. I'm a roarer, a rogerer, a gorger, and a puker. I can't marry. I'm young, I'm firm buttocked, I'm, I'm --"
  • (Blackadder) "Broke."
  • (Prince George) "Well, yes, I suppose."
  • (Blackadder) "And don't forget, sir, that the modern church smiles on roaring and gorging within wedlock. And indeed rogering is keenly encouraged."
  • (Prince George) "And the puking?"
  • (Blackadder) "I believe it is still very much down to the conscience of the individual church-goer."
  • (Blackadder) "If I want to get rich quick, all I have to do is go upstairs and ask Prince Fathead for a rise."
  • (Blackadder) "Oh -- Bank's open."
  • (Prince George) "Ah, brekkers. I could eat 14 trays of it this morning and still have room for a dolphin on toast."
  • (Blackadder) "Any particular reason for this gluttinous levity, sir?"
  • (Prince George) "Well, what do you think, Black Adder? I'm in love. I'm in love, I'm in love, I'm in love. Oh, Amy, bless all ten of your tiny little pinkies."
  • (Blackadder) "Mrs. M, if we were the last three humans on earth, I would be trying to start a family with Baldrick."
  • (Prince George) "Right, so what's the plan?"
  • (Blackadder) "Well I thought I could take her a short note, expressing your honourable intentions."
  • (Prince George) "Yes, yes. I think so too. All right then, well take this down; From His Royal Highness The Prince of Wales to Miss Amy Hardwood:"
  • (Prince George) "Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop. Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart. Yours, with the deepest respect etc. Signed, George. P.S. Woof, woof."
  • (Prince George) "Well, what do you think?"
  • (Blackadder) "It's very moving sir. Would you mind if I changed just one tiny aspect of it?"
  • (Prince George) "Which one?"
  • (Blackadder) "The words."
  • (Prince George) "Oh yes, I'll leave the details to you, Blackadder. Just make sure she knows I'm all man, with a bit of animal thrown in. Rawr."
  • (Blackadder) "Certainly sir."
  • (Josiah Hardwood) "I'd no more place my daughter in the hands of an unworthy man than I'd place my john thomas in the hands of a lunatic with a pair of scissors."
  • (Blackadder) "Oh, God. What a way to die. Shot by a transvestite on a unrealistic grassy knoll."
  • (Sally Cheapside) "Honestly Papa. Ever since mother died you've tried to stop me growing up. I'm not a little, I'm a grown woman. In fact I might as well tell you now Papa: I'm pregnant, and I'm an opium fiend, and I'm in love with a poet named Shelley who's a famous whoopsy, and Mother didn't die, I killed her."
  • (The Duke of Cheapside) "Oh"
  • (The Duke of Cheapside) "well, never mind."
  • (Blackadder) "Stand and Deliver."
  • (The Duke of Cheapside) "Oh no. Oh no no no no no, disaster. It's the shadow. We're doomed, doomed."
  • (Blackadder) "Ah good evening Duke, and the lovely Miss Cheapside. Your cash bags please."
  • (Blackadder) "There we are."
  • (The Duke of Cheapside) "You'll never get away with this, you scoundrel, you'll be caught and damn well hung."
  • (Sally Cheapside) "I think he looks pretty well --"
  • (Blackadder) "Madam, please no jests about me looking pretty well hung already, we have no time."
  • (Sally Cheapside) "Pity."
  • (Blackadder) "Have you ever been to Wales, Baldrick?"
  • (Baldrick) "No, but I've often thought I'd like to."
  • (Blackadder) "Well don't. It's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the Valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight."
  • (Blackadder) "There are only two princesses in Europe available. The first is Grand Duchess Sophia of Turin. We'll never get her to marry him."
  • (Baldrick) "Why not?"
  • (Blackadder) "Because she's met him."

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