An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn Quotes

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ben Myron as producer, Chuck D, and Joel Diamond; Gary G-Wiz in charge of musical score, and Reynaldo Villalobos as head of cinematography.

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn is 86 minutes long. An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Eric Idle as Alan Smithee, Ryan O'Neal as James Edmunds, Cherie Lunghi as Myrna Smithee, Coolio as Dion Brothers, Nicole Nagel as Aloe Vera, and Dina Waters as Allessandra.

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn Quotes

Cherie Lunghi as Myrna Smithee

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Dina Waters as Allessandra

• (Dina Waters) "Alan was turning into the biggest person I'd ever been with. I'm not a starf***er."

Nicole Nagel as Aloe Vera

• (Nicole Nagel) "We tried sex, it didn't help. He did some coke, it didn't help. He ate some pasta, it didn't help."

Coolio as Dion Brothers

• (Coolio) "Use that name everyone be using."
• (Eric Idle) "I can't. I am Alan Smithee."

Eric Idle as Alan Smithee

• (Eric Idle) "No, no, no. You've sodomised it."

• (Eric Idle) "It's worse than "Showgirls"."

• (Eric Idle) "I saw myself on the telly. I was in a bar off Sunset, drinking a pink gin, and I saw myself on the bloody telly."
• (Eric Idle) "And the itsy bitsy spider climbed up the spout again --"

• (Eric Idle) "I cut the picture. They cut the picture. I didn't cut the picture. They cut the picture --"

• (Eric Idle) "An Actor, he says. And I think: "Certainly he is. This is LA. EVERYONE'S an Actor.""

Ryan O'Neal as James Edmunds

• (Ryan O'Neal) "The three dudes were more subliminal than the Batman Logo. We could have out-grossed ET."

• (Ryan O'Neal) "Call me "Daddy"."

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