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An American Carol Quotes

An American Carol is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . An American Carol ended in 1970.

It features David Zucker as producer, James L. Venable in charge of musical score, and Brian Baugh as head of cinematography.

An American Carol is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of An American Carol is 83 minutes long. An American Carol is distributed by Gaiam Vivendi Entertainment.

The cast includes: Kevin Farley as Michael Malone, Kelsey Grammer as General George S. Patton, Travis Schuldt as Josh, Fred Travalena as Timm, Geoffrey Arend as Mohammed, David Alan Grier as Rastus Malone, and Kevin Sorbo as George Mulrooney.

An American Carol Quotes

Kevin Farley as Michael Malone

  • (Kevin Farley) "Who are these people?"
  • (Kelsey Grammer) "They're not people, they're the ACLU."
  • (Kevin Farley) "Look can you make them stop singing."
  • (David Alan Grier) "Hey, Mas'sa don't wanna hear that slave s***, kick something in the fo fo."
  • (Kevin Farley) "Hey, wait a minute, you're not a ghost."
  • (Unnamed) "I know. I just enjoy slapping you."

Kevin Sorbo as George Mulrooney

  • (Kevin Sorbo) "Thank you. I dedicate this award to all the courageous filmmakers who take on tough issues like, well, McCarthyism, even though it no longer exists. Or like slavery or Nazism, even though they ended too. But you know, evil exists today like, uh, well, Islamic terrorism, but like I'm gonna make that movie, right? Like I wanna get beheaded."

Geoffrey Arend as Mohammed

  • (Geoffrey Arend) "It is getting harder and harder to find suicide bombers. All the really good ones are gone."

Travis Schuldt as Josh

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Fred Travalena as Timm

  • (Fred Travalena) "Oh, look, it's Uncle Asshole."

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