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An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Quotes

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig stopped airing in 1970.

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Well spank my ass and call me "Charlie", it looks like we have two A's."
  • (Unnamed) "If some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey. Why don't you stop -- dressing me up like a mailman -- a-and making me dance for you -- while you go and -- smoke crack in your bedroom -- and have sex with -- some guy -- I don't even know. On my dad's bed.""
  • (Unnamed) "Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm just saying you're just a little wuss, that's all."
  • (Unnamed) "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like, EH. You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie. Eh, woman, you shut your mouth, and make babies."
  • (Unnamed) "Now I know how all those white women must have felt."
  • (Unnamed) "Genetic engineering is a way to fix God's horrible mistakes, like German people."

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