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Analyze That Quotes

Analyze That is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Analyze That ended its run in 1970.

It features Len Amato as producer, David Holmes (musician) in charge of musical score, and Ellen Kuras as head of cinematography.

Analyze That is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Analyze That is 96 minutes long. Analyze That is distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures.

The cast includes: Robert De Niro as Paul Vitti, Joe Viterelli as Jelly, Cathy Moriarty as Patti LoPresti, Joey Diaz as Ducks, and Lisa Kudrow as Laura Sobel.

Analyze That Quotes

Robert De Niro as Paul Vitti

  • (Unnamed) "The girl has got to go."
  • (Robert De Niro) "You know, Doc, I think you might be jealous."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh and what exactly might I be jealous of?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "I don't know, I didn't hear nothin' comin' out of your room."
  • (Unnamed) "We just don't think it's necessary to wake the neighbors every time we have sex."
  • (Robert De Niro) "If you're quiet enough, you can do it without waking your wife."
  • (Unnamed) "I was at a funeral."
  • (Robert De Niro) "What's that got to do with someone trying to kill me in jail? You're my Doctor."
  • (Unnamed) "My father died."
  • (Robert De Niro) "So. With you it is always me, me, me, me, me, me. He's dead. So get over it."
  • (Unnamed) "Lou the Wrench? Why the Wrench?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "He twisted some guy's head off."
  • (Unnamed) "OFF?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Look at the size of this trunk. You can put three bodies in there."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'm gonna ask you once. Who are you working for?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm working for your mother."
  • (Unnamed) "f*** you."
  • (Robert De Niro) "f*** me?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "No. No. No. No. Wait. Wait. Stop. Wait. Wait."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Who are you working for?"
  • (Unnamed) "Get me up. Stop. Get me up."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Drop him."
  • (Unnamed) "I -- I'm working for Lou "The Wrench" Rigazzi."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Wrench?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. The Wrench."
  • (Robert De Niro) "How do you spell his name?"
  • (Unnamed) "How do I spell his -- R-I-C-A-C-C --"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Can't even spell his f***in name right, ya f***in moron."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Now pull him up."
  • (Robert De Niro) "What's the -- What's the matter with you?"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "You said drop him."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I said pull him back up."
  • (Joe Viterelli) "Hey, that ain't what I heard."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Then you heard what you wanted to hear."
  • (Joe Viterelli) "I guess you got me there."
  • (Unnamed) "OK, Paul. I want you to take a look at this picture and tell me what is happening."
  • (Robert De Niro) "This is a picture of a guy who is a nice hard-working fellow and comes home to find his wife is in bed with a midget who she has been f***ing while he has been out of town."
  • (Unnamed) "So she has been having intercourse?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yep. With a midget."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Hey, doc."
  • (Robert De Niro) "There's a place for us."
  • (Unnamed) "A time and place for us."
  • (Joe Viterelli) "Hold my hand and we're halfway there."
  • (Unnamed) "Hold my hand and I'll take you there. Somehow, someday, somewhere."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought you might appreciate a nice home-cooked meal after being in prison for so long."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yeah, that's what I've been jerking off to for the last 850 nights in a row, a f***in' home-cooked meal. "Oh, tuna casserole.""
  • (Unnamed) "Paul, you know what you said about not flipping out?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "Sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah what?"
  • (Robert De Niro) ""Yeah what?"? Is that how you answer the door? "Yeah what?"?"
  • (Unnamed) "You got a problem with that?"
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yeah what?"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "Don't bother getting up on our account."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Hey doc, what is it with your folks? They tend to over react a little."
  • (Unnamed) "I know, I don't get it either, I mean all you did was flash everyone in the dining room."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Yeah, I know that. But wouldn't it do them good to get a bit of the old saussiche now and then?"
  • (Unnamed) "I have a 17-year-old son."
  • (Robert De Niro) "I'll ask her."
  • (Unnamed) "I know what you're doing Paul. You're just upset that I have custody of you, so you passive-aggressively arranged for me to look like a fool."
  • (Robert De Niro) "Oh come on. You were great. You were great."
  • (Unnamed) "Second take, I thought, was a little better than the first. Jelly wasn't giving me much, honestly. so I j -- Screw you, Paul."

Lisa Kudrow as Laura Sobel

  • (Lisa Kudrow) "And from one business women to another? two words ? pants suit."
  • (Unnamed) "Forty minutes."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "How much longer are they going to go on?"
  • (Unnamed) "How much longer 'can' they go on? Another ten minutes, I'm going to either break it up or I'll call the Guiness Book of Records."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh God. Oh God. OH GOD."
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Oh, gimmie a break. She's faking."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Lisa Kudrow) "Nobody sounds like that."

Cathy Moriarty as Patti LoPresti

  • (Cathy Moriarty) "Michelle, Theresa, its 10:30. Stop f***in' around and get ready for ballet."

Joe Viterelli as Jelly

  • (Unnamed) "I thought you were in prison?"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "It would appear not."
  • (Unnamed) "How'd you get out?"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "I had a new trial. Turns out that the evidence in the first trial was tainted."
  • (Unnamed) "O, I see"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "Anyway, two of the witnesses decided not to testify and the third guy, well, he commited suicide."
  • (Unnamed) "How?"
  • (Joe Viterelli) "He stabbed himself in the back four times and threw himself off a bridge."

Joey Diaz as Ducks

  • (Joey Diaz) "How did he know about the money? And how did he know that Tony Cisco got popped? We didn't find out about it till this morning."

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