(Article is below...)

And I'm Joyce Kinney Quotes

And I'm Joyce Kinney is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . And I'm Joyce Kinney completed its run in 1970.

And I'm Joyce Kinney Quotes

  • (Lois Griffin) "It was back in a disgusting period known as the early 80s. It was a time when women would stand topless, high on coke, on the edge of hotel balconies while the curtains were billowing around them -- I think there was actually more wind then."
  • (Unnamed) "You are no longer welcome here, Lois Griffin."
  • (Lois Griffin) "But Father, I've been a member of this church for --"
  • (Unnamed) "Leave this house of God."
  • (Lois Griffin) "But I love the church. It's an important part of my life."
  • (Unnamed) "Maybe you should have thought about that before you made a porn."
  • (Lois Griffin) "But Father, I didn't mea -- wait, did you say "a porn"?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Lois Griffin) "Oh. Well, that's kind of weird."
  • (Unnamed) "What?"
  • (Lois Griffin) "Well, I mean you gotta say "you made porn" or "you made a porno". You don't say "made a porn", it hits the ear wrong."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, God, have I been saying it wrong this whole time?"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Bilf."
  • (Priest) "I know I'm a man of God -- but that s*** is hot."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.

Additional Film and TV Quotes

Phil Ochs: There but for Fortune Quotes | Tarkan Versus the Vikings Quotes | Bloom in the Moonlight Quotes | Tomorrow We Live (1942 film) Quotes | The Drums of Jeopardy (1931 film) Quotes | The Drums of Jeopardy (1923 film) Quotes | A Lawman Is Born Quotes | When's Your Birthday? Quotes | Springtime in the Rockies (1937 film) Quotes | Dorothy Mills Quotes | The Chair (film) Quotes | The Body Farm (TV series) Quotes | All things Quotes | Number 1 Cheerleader Camp Quotes | How to Make Love to a Negro Without Getting Tired Quotes | Return of the Sentimental Swordsman Quotes | Australian Made: The Movie Quotes | Free Man (film) Quotes | Skin Trade (film) Quotes | Caught in the Act (Modern Family) Quotes | Sons of Guns Quotes | Charlie Chan in the Secret Service Quotes | Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures (1990 TV series) Quotes | 7 Days in Life Quotes | Searching for the Elephant Quotes |