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Andre (film) Quotes

Andre (film) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Andre completed its run in 1970.

It features Annette Handley & Adam Shapiro as producer, Spencer Proffer in charge of musical score, and Thomas Burstyn as head of cinematography.

Andre (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Andre (film) is 95 minutes long. Andre (film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures (North America).

The cast includes: Chelsea Field as Thalice, Tina Majorino as Toni, Keith Carradine as Harry Whitney, Joshua Jackson as Mark Baker, Keith Szarabajka as Billy, Shane Meier as Steve Whitney, and Aidan Pendleton as Paula Whitney.

Andre (film) Quotes

Shane Meier as Steve Whitney

  • (Shane Meier) "87."
  • (Aidan Pendleton) "What are you talking about?"
  • (Shane Meier) "Eighty-seven."
  • (Aidan Pendleton) "Hey."
  • (Shane Meier) "You played this song 87 times and I can't stand it anymore."
  • (Aidan Pendleton) "Mom, Steve took my record."
  • (Chelsea Field) "All right, you two, knock it off."
  • (Shane Meier) "You're driving me crazy, Paula."
  • (Griff Armstrong) "Gee, Harry. I can't figure out why you're so interested in critters when you've got yourself a whole pack of wild ones at home."

Keith Carradine as Harry Whitney

  • (Unnamed) "Careful, Harry. He's mad as a hornet and drunk as skunk."
  • (Keith Carradine) "My favorite combination."
  • (Keith Carradine) "What the hell are you two doing?"
  • (Aidan Pendleton) "Nothing, Dad."
  • (Keith Carradine) "Give it here. Give it here."
  • (Keith Carradine) "That's it, Paula. You're grounded for a week and you get out of here now. I don't want to see you back here ever."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Look, Mr. Whitney, I'm sorry."
  • (Keith Carradine) "You're sorry all right and you're not fit to be around my daughter."
  • (Joshua Jackson) "Oh yeah? Well, my dad says -- He says you're not fit to be harbor master."
  • (Keith Carradine) "What?"
  • (Joshua Jackson) "He also says that -- that you're a big jerk."
  • (Keith Carradine) "You stay away from him, Paula. I mean it."
  • (Aidan Pendleton) "You don't even know him."
  • (Keith Carradine) "Oh yeah? Like father like son."
  • (Chelsea Field) "Oh dear."
  • (Aidan Pendleton) "Dad is so unfair. He doesn't care about me."
  • (Chelsea Field) "Of course he does. He loves you very much. It's just one of his ways of showing it. You know when you were born he wanted to take front page ad out in the newspaper. I'm not kidding. And he was so mad that the 11th paged all the other birth announcements. Oh, Paula, he so friendly and he still is."
  • (Chelsea Field) "No, he's not. He doesn't care at all and I don't know why you always stand up for him. I hate him. I hate him."
  • (Chelsea Field) "Don't you ever ever say that about your father again. Do you hear me, young lady?"
  • (Keith Carradine) "What a surprise to see you hear at mealtime."
  • (Keith Carradine) "We get it. We got it the first time. We got it the last forty-seven times. It ain't funny."
  • (Keith Carradine) "Billy, we grew up together."
  • (Keith Szarabajka) "I didn't like you then either."

Tina Majorino as Toni

  • (Tina Majorino) "What do you think went wrong with him and her?"
  • (Keith Carradine) "Maybe him and her ain't a him and her."
  • (Tina Majorino) "I put the dress on the wrong one?"
  • (Tina Majorino) "I know you're sad, you miss your mom. But please don't die, I'll be your best friend forever. And I will always take care of you, I promise. I love you."

Chelsea Field as Thalice

  • (Chelsea Field) "Harry, why is there herring in the fridge?"
  • (Tina Majorino) "It's for a friend."
  • (Chelsea Field) "A fish eating raspberry blowing friend? Harry Whitney, you KNEW that seal was gonna come back here."

Joshua Jackson as Mark Baker

  • (Joshua Jackson) "He's not prejudiced, you know. He hates everybody."

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