Ant-Man and the Wasp Quotes

Ant-Man and the Wasp is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Ant-Man and the Wasp stopped airing in 1970.

It features Kevin Feige, and Stephen Broussard as producer, Christophe Beck in charge of musical score, and Dante Spinotti as head of cinematography.

Ant-Man and the Wasp is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ant-Man and the Wasp is 118 minutes long. Ant-Man and the Wasp is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Paul Rudd as Scott Lang, Abby Ryder Fortson as Cassie, Michael Peña as Luis, Walton Goggins as Sonny Burch, T.I. as Dave, David Dastmalchian as Kurt, Randall Park as Jimmy Woo, Judy Greer as Maggie, and T.I. as Ava.

Ant-Man and the Wasp Quotes

Michael Peña as Luis

• (Michael Peña) "Wazzuuuuup?"

• (Michael Peña) "I mean, we gotta land this bird."
• (Paul Rudd) "He ain't goin' anywhere. And the expression is "land this fish.""
• (Michael Peña) "No, it's "land the bird." Just like you land the plane. You gotta land the plane to be in business."
• (Paul Rudd) "I know it's silly to get hung up on these kinds of things, but I do."
• (Michael Peña) "How am I gonna land a fish? It can't walk. And if it swam up on shore, and it battled a hawk, who's gonna win?"
• (Paul Rudd) "You've really turned me around on this thing."

• (Michael Peña) "Oh, you got Pezed."

• (Michael Peña) "Wow, Dr. Pym. Like, who would've thought that, once again, in your hour of need, that you would turn to us? You know?"
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "Not me."

• (Michael Peña) "You know what? You're right. This isn't truth serum. 'Cause I don't feel anything. That was a lie. I did feel something. This is truth serum."

• (Michael Peña) "Tell me you got the van washed for tomorrow morning."
• (T.I.) "Down to the undercarriage, baby."
• (Michael Peña) "You sprung for the undercarriage wash?"
• (T.I.) "Well, you said get the works."
• (Michael Peña) "That's a scam, Bro. We live in California, not Minnesota."
• (Walton Goggins) "He's right. The undercarriage wash. That's for cleaning off road salt. Laid out in all those snow-laden sister states."
• (Michael Peña) "Who are you and why do you know so much about car wash protocol?"

• (Michael Peña) "Oh, you know what? I heard stories, like what happened to you. Like this crazy, creepy cat who like, walks through walls and stuff. Like a -- Like a Ghost."
• (David Dastmalchian) "Like Baba Yaga. Baba Yaga. The witch. They tell stories to children to frighten them. You know Baba Yaga?"

Randall Park as Jimmy Woo

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T.I. as Dave

• (Hope van Dyne) "Dad, are you seeing this?"
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "Hope, get out of there?"
• (Paul Rudd) "I gotta do something."
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "Wait."
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "He's still a work in progress."

• (T.I.) "Nothing can prepare you for what's coming."

• (T.I.) "This is the way."

Paul Rudd as Scott Lang

• (Paul Rudd) "Now, we're sure this is our shrunken building and not someone else's, right?"

• (Dr. Hank Pym) "Last night we powered up the tunnel for the first time. It overloaded, and it shut down. But for a split second, the doorway to the Quantum Realm was opened."
• (Paul Rudd) "And?"
• (Hope van Dyne) "And five minutes later, you called. Talking about Mom."
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "We think when you went down there, you may have entangled with her."
• (Paul Rudd) "Hank, I would never do that. I respect you too much."
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "Quantum entanglement, Scott."

• (Paul Rudd) "I had a dream. She was playing hide and seek with a little -- girl. Cassie and I do it all the time. It doesn't mean anything."
• (Hope van Dyne) "But, was it Cassie in the dream?"
• (Paul Rudd) "No."
• (Hope van Dyne) "Where was she hiding?"
• (Paul Rudd) "What?"
• (Hope van Dyne) "The little girl, where was she hiding. Was it in a wardrobe?."
• (Paul Rudd) "No, in a tall dresser"
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "You mean a wardrobe."
• (Paul Rudd) "Is that what that's called?"

• (Paul Rudd) "Anyone seen a Southern gentleman carrying a building?"

• (Paul Rudd) "I do some dumb things, and the people I love the most; they pay the price."

• (Hope van Dyne) "What took you so long?"
• (Paul Rudd) "Sorry, I had to come up with a name for my ant. I'm thinking Ulysses S. Gr-Ant."

• (Hope van Dyne) "What took you so long?"
• (Paul Rudd) "She just wanted to give me a hug, wish me luck."
• (Hope van Dyne) "Really?"
• (Paul Rudd) "Yeah."

• (Dr. Hank Pym) "Hiya, champ, how was school today?"
• (Paul Rudd) "Aw, ha ha ha. Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?"
• (Hope van Dyne) "So cranky."
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "You want a juice box and some string cheese?"
• (Paul Rudd) "Do you really have that?"

• (Paul Rudd) "Now, if you just excuse me, I'm in the middle of trying to steal something with my daughter."

• (Paul Rudd) "Hold on, you gave her wings?"
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "And blasters."
• (Paul Rudd) "Wings and blasters. So I take it you didn't have that tech available for me."
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "No, I did."

• (Dr. Bill Foster) "I was partners with Hank on a project called Goliath."
• (Dr. Hank Pym) "Excuse me? You were my partner?"
• (Dr. Bill Foster) "The only thing more tiring than going big was putting up with Hank's bulls***."
• (Paul Rudd) "Right -- I don't know. How big did you get?"
• (Dr. Bill Foster) "My record? 21 feet."
• (Paul Rudd) "Not bad."
• (Dr. Bill Foster) "You?"
• (Paul Rudd) "I don't --"
• (Dr. Bill Foster) "No, really. I'm curious."
• (Paul Rudd) "65 feet. Yeah."
• (Dr. Bill Foster) "Whoa. Huge."
• (Paul Rudd) "65."
• (Hope van Dyne) "If you two are finished comparing sizes -- we need to figure a way to track down the lab."

• (Paul Rudd) "Hello? Ha-ha, very funny. Hank, quit screwing around. You told me yourself, not screw around."
• (Paul Rudd) "Hank? Hope? Janet? Guys -- Guys? Be seriously, don't joke around. Bring me up, let's go. GUYS."

• (Dr. Hank Pym) "Relax. No one's gonna recognize us."
• (Paul Rudd) "What, because of hats and sunglasses? It's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game."

• (Paul Rudd) "Work-in-progress my ass."

Judy Greer as Maggie

• (Judy Greer) "Cassie, let the man get by."
• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "But Daddy's super sick."
• (Randall Park) "I'll see about that."
• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "He says he doesn't want anyone else to get sick."
• (Randall Park) "Well, I'll take my chances, sweetie."
• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "He barfed. Like, a lot."
• (Randall Park) "Young lady, I'm a federal agent. I've seen worse things than vomit. Like, 'a lot' a lot?"

Abby Ryder Fortson as Cassie

• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "There. It's the microtreasure."
• (Paul Rudd) "My trophy?"
• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "It looks like treasure."
• (Paul Rudd) "Oh, it is to me."
• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "I wanna take it to show and tell."
• (Paul Rudd) "Oh, you can't do that. Can't. It never leaves the house. It's too important. This is the best birthday present you ever got me. I'm so touched you think I'm the 'World's Greatest Grandma.'""
• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "It was the only one they had."
• (Paul Rudd) "Makes me wanna knit you a sweater."

• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "Don't just stand there. Let's bounce before the po-po come back."
• (Paul Rudd) "Po-po? How do you even know that?"

• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "Why can't you just leave my daddy alone?"
• (Randall Park) "Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government -- he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Ok, sweetie?"
• (Paul Rudd) "Wow, you're really great with kids."
• (Randall Park) "Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor."

• (Abby Ryder Fortson) "You can do it. You can do anything. You're the world's greatest grandma."

Walton Goggins as Sonny Burch

• (Walton Goggins) "Okay, hold on, hold on. I like a good story as much as the next person, but what in the hell does this have to do with where Scott Lang is?"
• (Michael Peña) "I'm getting there. I'm getting there."
• (T.I.) "You put a dime in him, and you gotta let the whole song play out."
• (David Dastmalchian) "He like human jukebox."
• (Michael Peña) "Oh, my abuelita had a jukebox in the restaurant. Yeah, only played Morrissey. And if anybody ever complained, she'd be like "Oh, ¿no te gusta Moz". You know, Chicanos we call him "Moz". "Then, ¡adiós.". What can I say? You know, we relate to this melancholy ballads. You know?"

• (Walton Goggins) "Where -- is Scott Lang?"
• (Michael Peña) "Well, see, that's complicated. 'Cause when I first met Scotty, he was in a bad place. And I'm not talking about cell block D. His wife had just filed for divorce. And I was like, "Damn, homie, she dumped you while you were in lock-up?" And he's like, "Yeah, I know. I thought I was gonna be with her forever, but now, I'm all alone." And I was like, "Damn, homie, you gotta chin up. 'Cause you'll find a new partner. But you know what? I'm Luis." And he says, "You know what? I'm Scotty. And we're gonna be best friends.""

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