Anthropology 101 Quotes

Anthropology 101 is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Anthropology 101 ended its run in 1970.

Anthropology 101 Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Well Shirley, since you have clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor of those Twilight books you devour, let me explain it to you. Men are monsters who crave young flesh."

• (Unnamed) "Consider yourself Chang-ed."

• (Unnamed) "I don't know Mr. Winger. Last time I called on you I got what the Maku Maku call 'dirt-roaded'."
• (Unnamed) "Using it."

• (Unnamed) "Well, Shirley, since you've clearly failed to grasp the central insipid metaphor of those Twilight books you devour, let me explain it to you: Men are monsters who crave young flesh. The end."

• (Unnamed) "Abed, Jeff made out with Annie"
• (Unnamed) "What? When, where?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, where?"
• (Unnamed) "That's inappropriate. I'm assuming on the mouth."
• (Unnamed) "It was after the Transfer Dance"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, so I tell you that I love you, and you go outside and stick your tongue into a teenager."

• (Unnamed) "The tool most important to humanity's survival is -- respect. The reason I know respect is a tool is because it is clearly not a natural thing. We forget to use it all the time, and we start competing with each other, and exploiting each other, and humiliating each other, and controlling each other -- and we lose each other. And without each other, we'd go extinct. And that's a fact. That's my answer, professor."

• (Unnamed) "Sorry I'm late. I was in my car, loving Britta."
• (Unnamed) "I guess I just love you too much"
• (Unnamed) "Not half as much as me"
• (Unnamed) "Jeff do you think you'll marry Britta?"
• (Unnamed) "I'd like to see someone stop me."
• (Unnamed) "I just peed a little."
• (Unnamed) "Then here, propose."
• (Unnamed) "I've got it. I've got it."
• (Unnamed) "Jeff Winger, will you marry me?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, yeah, of course. No problem, no problem."
• (Unnamed) "Great, I'll be right back"
• (Unnamed) "Thank the Lord you're getting married, I was so worried about your souls ever since you had premarital sex on the table."
• (Unnamed) "Awesome."
• (Unnamed) "You told Shirley?"
• (Unnamed) "Well there's no need for secrecy now. It was during the paintball game"
• (Unnamed) "Was there anything you didn't win that day?"
• (Unnamed) "You slept with her and then kissed me?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Irish Singer) "But she's in so deep/ You know she's such a fool for him/ She's got a ring around her finger ah-ah-ah/ And Abed hired and Irish singer/ Britta's marrying/ Britta's marrying/ Britta's marrying Jeffrey Winger."

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