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Antz Quotes

Antz is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Antz ended in 1970.

It features Brad Lewis; Aron Warner, and Patty Wooton as producer, John Powell; Harry Gregson-Williams in charge of musical score, and Simon J. Smith as head of cinematography.

Antz is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Antz is 83 minutes long. Antz is distributed by DreamWorks Pictures.

The cast includes: Danny Glover as Barbatus, Sylvester Stallone as Weaver, Woody Allen as Z, Gene Hackman as General Mandible, Sharon Stone as Bala, Jennifer Lopez as Azteca, Dan Aykroyd as Chip, Anne Bancroft as Queen, Grant Shaud as Foreman, Sharon Stone as Princess Bala, Jane Curtin as Muffy, and John Mahoney as Grebs.

Antz Quotes

Gene Hackman as General Mandible

  • (Gene Hackman) "Seal up the doors. Cutter, did you hear me?"
  • (Colonel Cutter) "Sir, I've been thinking. Do we need to go through with this? Look at what these workers have done. They've got the right stuff. Isn't there any other way?"
  • (Gene Hackman) "Cutter, you're a fine officer. You have discipline, courage, ability -- but you seem to have a weakness for the lower orders that I find disturbing. Now, are you with me?"
  • (Gene Hackman) "Sacrifice. To some, it is just a word. To others, it is a code."
  • (Woody Allen) "You know, I'm really bad at word games."
  • (Gene Hackman) "Damn --"
  • (Gene Hackman) "-- good. Damn good."
  • (Gene Hackman) "I think it's time to debrief the soldier."
  • (Woody Allen) "Please, General. Not on a first date."
  • (Gene Hackman) "You're an ant after my own heart, an ant who looks death in the face and laughs."
  • (Woody Allen) "Actually, I generally just make belittling comments and snicker behind death's back."
  • (Colonel Cutter) "Attack a termite colony? That's suicide."
  • (Gene Hackman) "Exactly."

Woody Allen as Z

  • (Woody Allen) "Handling dirt is -- ugh -- is not my idea of a rewarding career."
  • (Woody Allen) "Wow, every worker in the colony is here. Hey, wait a minute. That guy owes me money."
  • (Woody Allen) "Okay, I've gotta give myself a positive attitude. A good attitude even though I'm utterly insignificant. I'm, I'm insignificant -- but with attitude."
  • (Woody Allen) "Hey, wait a minute. Let's not get -- we're being too hasty here. These guys sound like bruisers. Just how were you figuring on beating them."
  • (Danny Glover) "Superior numbers, kid. Overwhelm their defenses, and kill their queen."
  • (Woody Allen) "I, um, whurr, whuh, hey, fellas, that's -- you're being a little extreme, I feel. Why don't, why don't, why don't we just try to influence their political process with campaign contributions?"
  • (Woody Allen) "So, these -- these termites, they're -- they're, they're -- these guys aren't going to put up much of a fight, right? I mean, we're talking about pushovers, right?"
  • (Danny Glover) "Not really, kid. They're five times our size and spit acid from their foreheads."
  • (Woody Allen) "I've got to believe there's something out there better than this. Otherwise I'll just curl up into a larval position and weep."
  • (Woody Allen) "Let's be real about this. Bala and I -- Bala is a princess, and I'm a soil relocation engineer."
  • (Woody Allen) "Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete."
  • (Woody Allen) "You know, I think there's been a terrible mistake. Truth is, I just came for the speech."
  • (Woody Allen) "Yes, yes, I understand. I dropped the ball."
  • (Woody Allen) "Will you calm down? You're not going to let a little near-death experience ruin your mood, are you?"
  • (Woody Allen) "We rebuilt the colony; better than before, because now we have a very large indoor swimming pool."
  • (Woody Allen) "I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. My mother never had time for me. You know, when you're; when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. I mean, how is that possible?"
  • (Woody Allen) "And, y'know, I finally feel like I've found my place. And you know what? It's right back where I started. But the difference is, this time I chose it."
  • (Woody Allen) "This is just a lawsuit waiting to happen."
  • (Woody Allen) "I'm supposed to do everything for the colony. What about my needs?"
  • (Woody Allen) "There you have it: your average boy-meets-girl, boy-likes-girl, boy-changes-the-underlying-social-order story."
  • (Woody Allen) "Think about it, Bala. Do you really want to be Mrs. Raving Lunatic?"
  • (Woody Allen) "Why'd I have to be born a worker? You soldiers get all the glory. Plus, you get to go out in the world. You know, you meet interesting insects; you get to kill them."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Yeah, but you get to spend all day with those beautiful worker girls."
  • (Woody Allen) "Weaver, they're CAREER girls. They're obsessed with digging."
  • (Woody Allen) "I guess you prefer old Blood and Guts, huh? His idea of a romantic date is two seats at a public execution. Boy, you sure chose the right husband."
  • (Sharon Stone) "For your information, the general and I are deeply, deeply in -- in -- engaged."
  • (Woody Allen) "Who the HELL is that?"
  • (Woody Allen) "Let me ask you something; what made you come to the bar that night?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "I guess I was looking for a little trouble."
  • (Woody Allen) "Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around."
  • (Woody Allen) "What a bunch of losers. Mindless zombies capitulating to an oppressive system."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Hi. Wanna dance?"
  • (Woody Allen) "ABSOLUTELY."
  • (Woody Allen) "I was not cut out to be a worker, I'll tell you right now. I feel physically inadequate. I,I -- My whole life, I've never -- I've NEVER been able to lift more than ten times my body weight."

Sylvester Stallone as Weaver

  • (Sylvester Stallone) "You da ant."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Would I meet some worker girls?"
  • (Woody Allen) "Are you kidding? They always go after the new guy. It's like a sport for them. And believe me, they will definitely go for an -- adorable little insect like you."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "What are you bitching about? in case you haven't noticed, we ants are running the show. We're the Lords of the Earth."
  • (Woody Allen) "Hey, don't talk to me about earth, okay, because I just spent all day hauling it around."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Do you have any idea how much trouble you can get in for talking about for even talkin' about impersonation' a soldier? You can get in trouble just for listening to someone talkin' about impersonatin' a soldier."
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "Don't you want your aphid beer?"
  • (Woody Allen) "Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the anus of another creature."

Sharon Stone as Princess Bala

  • (Sharon Stone) "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
  • (Woody Allen) "Well, maybe, then again, maybe not, and then again -- yowch."
  • (Sharon Stone) "That's it. You're the guy from the bar."
  • (Woody Allen) "Shhh."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "Bar? What bar?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "I -- danced with this guy at the bar the other night. He was just a worker, then."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "What were you doing at a bar?"
  • (Gene Hackman) "Precisely what I want to know."
  • (Sharon Stone) "No. This isn't about me. I mean, Look at this worker. Look what he's done."
  • (Woody Allen) "I think; I think you're thinking of someone else. After all, I am a soldier."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Exactly. You were a worker, but now you're a war hero."
  • (Anne Bancroft) "He's a worker?"
  • (Gene Hackman) "A worker danced with my fiance?"
  • (Woody Allen) "F-fiance? Hey, w-wait a minute. Th-this is not how it looks. I-I can explain this -- hey, SHE was the one making all the moves."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Look, What's-Your-Name, climb that tree and tell me where I am."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Z, I've gotta help my Mom."
  • (Woody Allen) "Don't worry, I know almost exactly what I'm doing."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Pardon me. I guess you don't recognize me. I've been traveling, and I'm all -- schlumpy. I'm Princess Bala."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "Oh."
  • (Dan Aykroyd) "It's worse than I thought. They're Euro-trash."
  • (Sharon Stone) "Don't you get it? I was slumming it. I chose you because you were the most pathetic little bug in the joint."
  • (Woody Allen) "You know, I was going to let you become a part of my most erotic fantasies, but now you can just write it off."
  • (Sharon Stone) "I sure hope you know what you're doing."
  • (Woody Allen) "Yeah, me too."
  • (Sharon Stone) "I've been kidnapped by the village idiot."
  • (Woody Allen) "Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot, or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "Z's dead. You don't have to worry about him."
  • (Colonel Cutter) "Dead? Well -- he was an ant with ideas. Too bad for him."

Dan Aykroyd as Chip

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Jennifer Lopez as Azteca

  • (Jennifer Lopez) "What happened to Z?"
  • (Sylvester Stallone) "He's -- taking a personal day, so I'm filling in."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "You fill in any more and you'll explode."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "All we are saying is give Z a chance."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "Come on, Z. Help us build a bigger, stronger colony, and for crying out loud, try to be happy about it."
  • (Woody Allen) "Sure, why not?"
  • (Woody Allen) "Why should I be unhappy being a piece of construction equipment?"
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "Oh, sorry, Z. I didn't see you there."
  • (Woody Allen) "That's great, Azteca. It's working already. I'm so meaningless I'm invisible."
  • (Jennifer Lopez) "Now you're getting it. It's not about you. It's about us; the team; this."
  • (Woody Allen) "Um -- a giant hole in the ground?"

Anne Bancroft as Queen

  • (Anne Bancroft) "Everyone has their place, Bala. You, the soldiers, the workers -- Oh, it's not all that bad being princess, is it? Would you prefer to be carting around dirt all day?"
  • (Sharon Stone) "Oh, Mother, don't be so dramatic."

Grant Shaud as Foreman

  • (Grant Shaud) "Look, I got orders, and those orders say dig."
  • (Woody Allen) "What if someone ordered you to jump off a bridge? You-you --"
  • (Woody Allen) "Oh, brother. I'm asking the wrong guy here."

John Mahoney as Grebs

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Danny Glover as Barbatus

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