Archie's Weird Mysteries Quotes

Archie's Weird Mysteries is a Comic science fiction that debuted in 1999 on Ion Television (United States). Archie's Weird Mysteries stopped airing in 2000.

Archie's Weird Mysteries aired for 1 seasons and 40 episodes. Archie's Weird Mysteries is executive produced by Andy Heyward.

Archie's Weird Mysteries is recorded in English and originally aired in France. Each episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries is 22-24 minutes long. Archie's Weird Mysteries is produced by Archie Comics and distributed by Buena Vista International Television.

The cast includes: Andrew Rannells as Archie Andrews, Camille Schmidt as Veronica Lodge, Chris Lundquist as Jughead Jones, Ben Beck as Dilton Doiley, America Young as Betty Cooper, and Paul Sosso as Reggie Mantle.

Archie's Weird Mysteries Quotes

Camille Schmidt as Veronica Lodge

• (Camille Schmidt) "My pendant."
• (Chris Lundquist) "My Peanut."
• (Andrew Rannells) "My goodness."

• (Camille Schmidt) "I am the only one who is still me -- Well, technically everyone else is me."

Ben Beck as Dilton Doiley

• (Ben Beck) "We'll be back faster than you can say, "Pythagorean Theorem.""

Paul Sosso as Reggie Mantle

• (Paul Sosso) "Sharp as ever."
• (America Young) "Unlike your brain, which is as dull as ever."

• (Paul Sosso) "Great. I finally meet a girl who likes me, and it turns out she's the teacher who made me retake geography in summer school."

• (Paul Sosso) "Hey, Pop, speed it up. I'm burning daylight here. I've got people to go, and places to meet."

• (Paul Sosso) "I just kill me."
• (Andrew Rannells) "I understand the impulse."

• (Paul Sosso) "Archie, Jughead. My pals."
• (Paul Sosso) "Eat them. Eat them."

Andrew Rannells as Archie Andrews

• (Andrew Rannells) "Reggie, why do you have to always point up everyone's mistakes?"
• (Paul Sosso) "Because I'm better than everyone."

• (Andrew Rannells) "You sat in front of that television for 12 hours?"
• (Chris Lundquist) "That's why they call it a marathon."
• (Andrew Rannells) "No, that's why they call it the boob tube."

• (Andrew Rannells) "In a little town called Riverdale."

• (Andrew Rannells) "I think I just put my hand where too many hamburgers have gone before."

• (Andrew Rannells) "He's got a case of terminal jerkiositude."

• (Andrew Rannells) "One of us should get the girls to the car, while the other distracts the monster."
• (Chris Lundquist) "Good plan. See ya."
• (Andrew Rannells) "Wait. Aren't you going to volunteer to stay behind?"
• (Chris Lundquist) "Sorry, I'm allergic to fur and having my legs ripped off."

Chris Lundquist as Jughead Jones

• (Chris Lundquist) "Hi, Reggie."
• (Paul Sosso) "Ah, man. How did you know it was me?"
• (Chris Lundquist) "Besides the fact that you've always come to Veronica's parties dressed up as a werewolf?"

• (Chris Lundquist) "Why do houses burn down but paper burns up? If "he" is a "him", why isn't "she" a "shim"?"

• (Chris Lundquist) "Bad mutated alligator."

America Young as Betty Cooper

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.