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Are We There Yet? (film) Quotes

Are We There Yet? (film) is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Are We There Yet? stopped airing in 1970.

It features David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Thomas E. Ackerman as head of cinematography.

Are We There Yet? (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Are We There Yet? (film) is 94 minutes long. Are We There Yet? (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Philip Daniel Bolden as Kevin Kingston, Aleisha Allen as Lindsey Kingston, Ice Cube as Nick Persons, C. Ernst Harth as Ernst, and Tracy Morgan as Satchel Paige.

Are We There Yet? (film) Quotes

Philip Daniel Bolden as Kevin Kingston

  • (Philip Daniel Bolden) "Do you have any Justin Timberlake or Clay Aiken?"
  • (Ice Cube) "Lord, these kids are ethnically challenged. You know you could get shot by playing those CDs in my old neighborhood."
  • (Philip Daniel Bolden) "We're not ghetto."
  • (Philip Daniel Bolden) "I have to go to the bathroom."
  • (Aleisha Allen) "I'm sure the carpet's absorbent."

Aleisha Allen as Lindsey Kingston

  • (Aleisha Allen) "What is going on out here?"
  • (Philip Daniel Bolden) "Mom, where have you been? Miss Mable burnt out dinner, fell asleep, and she just keeps farting."
  • (Aleisha Allen) "I'll give him a dollar to shut up."
  • (Aleisha Allen) "He played lady pac-man and had nightmares for a week."

Ice Cube as Nick Persons

  • (Unnamed) "Hey, Mister, you got any 'Yu-Gi-Oh.'?"
  • (Ice Cube) "What you think?"
  • (Unnamed) "You got any Dragonball GT?"
  • (Ice Cube) "Look. You come in here every day, askin' the same questions. We ain't got no Pokemon, no Digimon, no Buffy, no SpongeBob, no Beanie Babies --"
  • (Ice Cube) "And no shoplifters."
  • (Ice Cube) "Now, get. BOTH OF Y'ALL. GET.'.'."
  • (Ice Cube) "I'm gonna have to hop on."
  • (Philip Daniel Bolden) "I don't think that's a good idea."
  • (Ice Cube) "Says who?"
  • (Philip Daniel Bolden) "Says the guy who put all that junk on the road."
  • (Ice Cube) "Oh snap."
  • (Ice Cube) "Kiss my 330 cubic inches of V8 power, sucker."
  • (Ice Cube) "Come on, you're driving like a old lady."
  • (C. Ernst Harth) "No, no, you watch. Ernst knows how to drive."
  • (Ice Cube) "Oh Damn. Boy Didn't you hear what I just said?"
  • (Aleisha Allen) "Ooh, you just swore."
  • (Ice Cube) "Your damn right I swore, that's about $400 dollars worth of damage to my new car."
  • (Aleisha Allen) "That's twice. Now you have to put two dollars in the swear jar."
  • (Ice Cube) "Oh man. I never even got to read the manual."

C. Ernst Harth as Ernst

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Tracy Morgan as Satchel Paige

  • (Tracy Morgan) "I love a happy ending. Hahaha."

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