Armed and Dangerous (1986 film) Quotes

Armed and Dangerous (1986 film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Armed and Dangerous ended in 1970.

It features Brian Grazer as producer, Bill Meyers in charge of musical score, and Fred Schuler as head of cinematography.

Armed and Dangerous (1986 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Armed and Dangerous (1986 film) is 88 minutes long. Armed and Dangerous (1986 film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Steve Railsback as The Cowboy, John Candy as Frank Dooley, Meg Ryan as Maggie Cavanaugh, Eugene Levy as Norman Kane, John Candy as Frank, Tom Lister, Jr. as Bruno, and Don Stroud as Sergeant Rizzo.

Armed and Dangerous (1986 film) Quotes

Don Stroud as Sergeant Rizzo

• (Don Stroud) "What are you looking at you schmucks?"
• (John Candy) "Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles."
• (Don Stroud) "Take your hands off me. I'm a police officer."
• (Eugene Levy) "Oh, don't mine him. He gets so frisky every time he sees a badge."
• (John Candy) "What are you doing later on tonight?"
• (Don Stroud) "Take a walk you jerks."
• (Eugene Levy) "Come on, let's trot."
• (John Candy) "Why can't you look this good?"
• (Eugene Levy) "Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us."
• (Don Stroud) "Move it."
• (John Candy) "Ooo, he touched me. I got my Christmas goose early."

Meg Ryan as Maggie Cavanaugh

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Steve Railsback as The Cowboy

• (Steve Railsback) "Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before."
• (John Candy) "Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with -- up close. It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them."
• (Steve Railsback) "You're somthin' else, Slim."

Eugene Levy as Norman Kane

• (Eugene Levy) ""Let's hide in the steam room." Great plan, Frank. It's a good thing we didn't hide in the barbecue pit because Carlino would have had a sudden craving for ribs."

John Candy as Frank Dooley

• (John Candy) "Listen -- I'm only gonna say this once. I'm a special officer. You have to get me to the corner of 83rd and Aviation in 10 minutes -- otherwise, two wonderful people that I know are gonna die."
• (Steve Railsback) "Well, climb on in here, Slim."
• (John Candy) "Whew. Thank you."
• (Steve Railsback) "Well, let's just see how fast this son-of-a-bitch'll go."
• (Steve Railsback) "Hold on tight to your saddle horn, son."

• (John Candy) "Ooh, they're going to feel that in the morning."

Tom Lister, Jr. as Bruno

• (Tom Lister, Jr.) "Pay attention fat boy. It's canine control. You got it?"
• (John Candy) "Daaahhh, I think so."
• (Tom Lister, Jr.) "Don't be a smart ass Dooley."

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