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Around the World in 80 Days (2004 film) Quotes

Around the World in 80 Days (2004 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Around the World in 80 Days completed its run in 1970.

It features Bill Badalato as producer, Trevor Jones (composer) in charge of musical score, and Phil Meheux as head of cinematography.

Around the World in 80 Days (2004 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Around the World in 80 Days (2004 film) is 120 minutes long. Around the World in 80 Days (2004 film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Cécile de France as Monique La Roche, Steve Coogan as Phileas Fogg, Mark Addy as Steamer Captain, Jackie Chan as Passepartout, David Ryall as Lord Salisbury, Rob Schneider as San Francisco Hobo, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Prince Hapi, and Kathy Bates as Queen Victoria.

Around the World in 80 Days (2004 film) Quotes

Jackie Chan as Passepartout

  • (Jackie Chan) "She must be the eleventh tiger."
  • (Cécile de France) "Meow."
  • (Jackie Chan) "That's a big man."
  • (Cécile de France) "It is a lady. A French lady."
  • (Steve Coogan) "She looks like an evil Chinese warlord to me."
  • (General Fang) "Your journey has caused quite a stir, Mr. Fogg. But I'm afraid it ends here."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Leave them alone, Fang. This has nothing to do with them."
  • (General Fang) "On the contrary, Lau Xing. Lord Kelvin and I have made new arrangements to conquer Lanzhou. Unfortunately for Mr. Fogg, they entail his -- permanent detour."

Steve Coogan as Phileas Fogg

  • (Steve Coogan) "I am going to be abominably ill."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Alms? Alms for the poor?"
  • (Rob Schneider) "Arms? You've already got arms. It's money you need."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Wonderful; I can't even scrounge properly."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Your threats do not frighten me, nor does your silly bracelet."
  • (Steve Coogan) "All right, it's not silly."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Rules are made to be broken -- or stabbed by a spikey shoe."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Have you seen our companion?"
  • (Wilbur Wright) "You mean the half-naked Chinese man with a cow skull on his head singing Frère Jacques?"
  • (Steve Coogan) "Watch out to the right."
  • (Steve Coogan) "No, my right."
  • (Jackie Chan) "Stop helping me."
  • (Unnamed) "Lau Xing, you have returned our sacred Buddha to Lanzhou. It has brought hope back to our village."
  • (Lau Xing's Mother) "Drink."
  • (Unnamed) "Thanks to your courageous efforts, we will live in --"
  • (Lau Xing's Mother) "Drink."
  • (Steve Coogan) "''Kampai''."
  • (Steve Coogan) "I've had quite enough."
  • (Unnamed) "Thanks to your courageous efforts, we will live in peace and --"
  • (Lau Xing's Mother) "Drink."
  • (Unnamed) "Thanks to your courageous efforts we will live in peace and harmony, AND FOR THAT WE ARE ETERNALLY GRATEFUL."
  • (Lau Xing's Mother) "Drink."
  • (Steve Coogan) "''Kampai.''"
  • (Steve Coogan) "I am going to be abominably ill."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Unlike you and your colleagues, money does not inspire me."
  • (Lord Kelvin) "I believe every man has his price. Even you, o noble Phileas Fogg. There must be something I could offer that would be worthy of your time."
  • (Steve Coogan) "There is. Your position as head of the Royal Academy."
  • (Steve Coogan) "I could lead Britian and the rest of the world into a new age of progress and discovery."
  • (Lord Kelvin) "Fair enough."
  • (Steve Coogan) "What?"
  • (Lord Kelvin) "I, Lord Kelvin, hereby vow to surrender my position as minister of science to Phileas Fogg if he can circumnavigate the globe -- in no more than 80 days. But if he cannot, he must never set foot in the academy again, he must tear down that abhorrent eyesore he calls a labatory, and he must swear -- never to invent again."
  • (Lord Kelvin) "Just as I always suspected, Fogg. You promise so much, yet you deliver -- oh,nothing."
  • (Steve Coogan) "I'll take your wager."
  • (Lord Kelvin) "What did you say?"
  • (Steve Coogan) "I'll take your wager."
  • (Steve Coogan) "One day, I will build a machine that will allow a man to fly."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Flying men? Where? Where?"
  • (Steve Coogan) "Nowhere."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Where are the flying men? Where are the flying men?"
  • (Steve Coogan) "They're over there."
  • (Rob Schneider) "Beware the flying men. Beware the Flying men. The Bird men are coming."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Very impressive. I'd have let go by now."
  • (Steve Coogan) "I feel faint."
  • (Cécile de France) "Phileas, women are not that weak."
  • (Steve Coogan) "No, but I am."
  • (Steve Coogan) "This is what happens when you leave home. You meet -- people."

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Prince Hapi

  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "You two men may leave but Miss La Roche stays here."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Why does she stay?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "She will be my wife. One of seven."
  • (Cécile de France) "Surprised. You have seven wives?"
  • (Arnold Schwarzenegger) "One for every day of the week. Do Tuesdays work for you?"

Rob Schneider as San Francisco Hobo

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Cécile de France as Monique La Roche

  • (Cécile de France) "Where's your proof?"
  • (Lord Kelvin) "This is the Royal Academy of Science. We don't have to prove anything."
  • (Cécile de France) "I'm sorry, Phileas."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Don't be, my cheri. I saw the world. I learnt of new cultures. I flew across an ocean. I wore women's clothing. Made a friend."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Fell in love. Who cares if I lost a wager?"
  • (Kathy Bates) "I do. I've got 20 quid riding on you."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Your Majesty, it has gone 12 noon."
  • (Kathy Bates) "Correct. Which gives you 24 hours remaining."

Kathy Bates as Queen Victoria

  • (Kathy Bates) "Well done."

David Ryall as Lord Salisbury

  • (Lord Kelvin) "What's this obstruction blocking my jade reserves? This will certainly have to be demolished."
  • (David Ryall) "But that is the Great Wall of China sir."
  • (Lord Kelvin) "-- It's not that great."

Mark Addy as Steamer Captain

  • (Mark Addy) "You had me at the nipples."

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