Arthur (2011 film) Quotes

Arthur (2011 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Arthur stopped airing in 1970.

It features Larry Brezner as producer, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Uta Briesewitz as head of cinematography.

Arthur (2011 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Arthur (2011 film) is 107 minutes long. Arthur (2011 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Russell Brand as Arthur, Helen Mirren as Hobson, Jennifer Garner as Susan, and Christina Calph as Tiffany.

Arthur (2011 film) Quotes

Russell Brand as Arthur

• (Russell Brand) "Grape shears, what an innovation. You can use them for my castration."

• (Unnamed) "You're drunk again Arthur"
• (Russell Brand) "No -- I have remained drunk since our last encounter"

• (Russell Brand) "I'm going to take a bath."
• (Helen Mirren) "I'll alert the media."

• (Russell Brand) "Why didn't you tell me before?"
• (Helen Mirren) "I didn't want you to feel bad."
• (Russell Brand) "Why are you telling me now?"
• (Helen Mirren) "Because I want you to feel bad."

• (Russell Brand) "First your father and then the horse; when will my testicles get some rest?"

• (Russell Brand) "We shouldn't get married -- we have nothing in common. You love horses. I don't trust them. Their shoes are permanent. Who makes that kind of a commitment to a shoe?"

• (Russell Brand) "Could you detach the half-naked business woman from under my bed?"

• (Russell Brand) "I'm talking about Tuscany. White truffle gelato. Have you ever tried white truffle gelato? It makes all other gelato taste like s***."

• (Russell Brand) "Congratulations, you're winning the dead parent game. But it's not too late to run home and butcher my mother."

• (Russell Brand) "Who wouldn't want to marry a sexy clown."

Christina Calph as Tiffany

• (Christina Calph) "You guys are weird and racist."

Jennifer Garner as Susan

• (Jennifer Garner) "You're running from yourself Arthur."
• (Russell Brand) "I wish I was, because I'd let me get away."

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