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Assault on Precinct 13 (1976 film) Quotes

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Assault on Precinct 13 ended in 1970.

It features J. S. Kaplan as producer, John Carpenter in charge of musical score, and Douglas Knapp as head of cinematography.

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Assault on Precinct 13 (1976 film) is 91 minutes long. Assault on Precinct 13 (1976 film) is distributed by Turtle Releasing Organization.

The cast includes: Darwin Joston as Napoleon Wilson, Tony Burton as Wells, Austin Stoker as Lt. Ethan Bishop, Darwin Joston as Napolean Wilson, Laurie Zimmer as Leigh, John J. Fox as Warden, Darwin Joston as Wilson, Austin Stoker as Bishop, Charles Cyphers as Starker, Kim Richards as Kathy, and Nancy Kyes as Julie.

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976 film) Quotes

Darwin Joston as Wilson

  • (Darwin Joston) "That basement's not a bad place to be if they come at us again. The only way in aside from the vent is through that long narrow hallway. We might be able to hold them back for a couple of minutes -- at best."
  • (Austin Stoker) "We'd be trapped down there. No chance of escape."
  • (Darwin Joston) "Well, we're not going to last one minute up here with only eight shots between us. The upstairs is out. It's flat, wide open up there. No cover at all."
  • (Austin Stoker) "Someone will come."
  • (Darwin Joston) "A man with faith. That's a rare quality."
  • (Darwin Joston) "What about you?"
  • (Laurie Zimmer) "I've never had much faith in anyone coming to my rescue."
  • (Darwin Joston) "Maybe you've been associating with the wrong kind of people."
  • (Laurie Zimmer) "I've worked with police officers for five years."
  • (Darwin Joston) "Got a smoke?"
  • (Darwin Joston) "We haven't even flipped the coin yet."
  • (Tony Burton) "I'm gonna lose."
  • (Darwin Joston) "You got a bad attitude, Wells."
  • (Tony Burton) "I ALWAYS lose. Had bad luck all my life. How do you think I ended up in here?"
  • (Darwin Joston) "Maybe your luck will change."
  • (Tony Burton) "It might -- If we don't flip a coin."
  • (Darwin Joston) "What then?"
  • (Tony Burton) "Potatoes."
  • (Darwin Joston) "All right."
  • (Tony Burton) "One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Five potato, six potato, seven potato more. Eight potato, nine potato, ten potato, eleven. Kiss my ass and go to heaven. Y-O-U spells YOU."
  • (Tony Burton) "I told you I was gonna lose. god**** it, we're gonna do it again."
  • (Darwin Joston) "Still have the gun?"
  • (Laurie Zimmer) "Two shots. Should I save them for the two of us?"
  • (Darwin Joston) "Save 'em for the first two assholes who come through that vent."
  • (Darwin Joston) "I believe in one man."
  • (Darwin Joston) "In my situation, days are like women; each one's so damn precious, but they all end up leaving you."
  • (Darwin Joston) "Can't argue with a confident man."

Kim Richards as Kathy

  • (Kim Richards) "I wanted vanilla twist."

Tony Burton as Wells

  • (Tony Burton) "Look at that, two cops wishing me luck. I'm doomed."
  • (Tony Burton) "Look, they've moved the cars."
  • (Austin Stoker) "I can't belive it. They parked them where they were before."
  • (Tony Burton) "Why'd they do that?"
  • (Darwin Joston) "From a distance, the street looks normal. Like nothing happened."
  • (Austin Stoker) "Like nothing happened? They gunned down five police officers. A secretary, one prisoner, we kill a dozen of them, and that's nothing happened?"
  • (Austin Stoker) "Well, where are the bodies?"
  • (Austin Stoker) "They took them away."
  • (Tony Burton) "How'd they do it so fast?"
  • (Darwin Joston) "Maybe they got the good fairy to help them."
  • (Tony Burton) "Oh, you really are a smart-ass."

John J. Fox as Warden

  • (John J. Fox) "He just slipped right out of the chair."
  • (Darwin Joston) "Yeah, I don't sit in chairs as well as I used to."
  • (John J. Fox) "You know Wilson, I'm gonna miss you."
  • (Darwin Joston) "That's not the truth, Warden. You should always tell the truth. Even a little white lie can sometimes trip a man up."
  • (Darwin Joston) "He don't stand up as good as he used to."

Laurie Zimmer as Leigh

  • (Laurie Zimmer) "I'm curious about one thing."
  • (Darwin Joston) "Just one?"
  • (Laurie Zimmer) "No, there are other things. But at the moment this one interests me the most."
  • (Darwin Joston) "What's that?"
  • (Laurie Zimmer) "Why didn't you climb through that vent and take off down the sewer in the other direction?"
  • (Darwin Joston) "Well, there are two things a man should never run from, even if they cost him his life. One is a man who's helpless and can't run with you."
  • (Laurie Zimmer) "What's the other?"
  • (Laurie Zimmer) "Black?"
  • (Austin Stoker) "For over thirty years."
  • (Laurie Zimmer) "The very least of our problems is that we're out of time."
  • (Darwin Joston) "It's an old story with me. I was born out of time."
  • (Laurie Zimmer) "I go through all that, and his gun isn't even loaded."

Nancy Kyes as Julie

  • (Nancy Kyes) "Why would anybody want to shoot at a police station?"

Austin Stoker as Lt. Ethan Bishop

  • (Austin Stoker) "Looks pretty good to me."
  • (Darwin Joston) "Looks like hell. It's all we got."
  • (Austin Stoker) "You're pretty fancy, Wilson."
  • (Darwin Joston) "I have moments."
  • (Austin Stoker) "Get away from him."
  • (Austin Stoker) "It would be a privilege if you'd walk outside with me."
  • (Darwin Joston) "I know it would."
  • (Austin Stoker) "You're pretty fancy, Wilson."
  • (Darwin Joston) "I have moments."

Charles Cyphers as Starker

  • (Charles Cyphers) "Detective, you run this precinct like chicken night in Turkey."

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