Asspen Quotes

Asspen is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Asspen ended its run in 1970.

It features "Take On Me" in charge of musical score.

Asspen Quotes

• (Ike) "Pizza. French fries. Pizza. French fries. French FRIIIEEESSS."
• (Unnamed) "You french fried when you should have pizza'd. If you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time"

• (Eric Cartman) "Butters, I hate you with every inch of my body."

• (Kyle Broflovski) "I can't lose another friend. First Kenny, and now Stan. All I'm going to have left are you two douches."

• (Butters Stotch) "You're not really going to go down that K-13 run, are you Stan?"
• (Stan Marsh) "Dude, I have to."
• (Kyle Broflovski) "Stan, you can't let that Tad guy get to you. Screw him, dude."
• (Stan Marsh) "Dude, he's got Heather."
• (Kyle Broflovski) "-- you don't even know Heather."
• (Stan Marsh) "I know, I know, I -- look, I can't explain it, but I have to do this. I'm not going to die -- I mean, how bad can the K-13 be?"
• (Trucker) "Da K-13? You don't wanna go down dat run. Dat run's gotta a history. 35 people have died going down it. Some say you can still see their ghosts up der. It was on dat very ski run that a group of students were killed by a wolf-boy who escaped from the mental institution. You see, that ski run was once de burial grounds to a tribe of vampire Wachitaw Indians who ate the flesh of children with no eyes. Yah -- a lot of history on dat ski run."
• (Stan Marsh) "-- thank you."
• (Trucker) "Yah."

• (Unnamed) "OK little dude on the left what's your name?"
• (Ike Broflovski) "IIIIIIIIKE."
• (Unnamed) "OK, Mike. Ski down to me."

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