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Audition Day Quotes

Audition Day is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Audition Day ended its run in 1970.

Audition Day Quotes

  • (Kenneth Parcell) "Oh, Mr. Donaghy. Did they make you ride the freight elevator?"
  • (Jack Donaghy) "I walked in your shoes today, Kenneth."
  • (Kenneth Parcell) "I don't think you did, sir. I've just got the one pair, and I sleep in them."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "Lemon, we're not just hiring an actor, we're hiring a coworker, a human being, and I say we hire the one who lives by the code of the robot: Care, Love, Live."
  • (Liz Lemon) "The Hornberger System shall prevail."
  • (Jenna Maroney) "That's what you think, but the Hornberger System shall devail. Is that the opposite of prevail?"
  • (Jenna Maroney) "We have to stop Jayden Tyler. He's evil, Tracy."
  • (Tracy Jordan) "He's evil Tracy? Oh, he's evil, comma, Tracy."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "I can't have bedbugs. I went to Princeton."
  • (Kenneth Parcell) "Sir, everyone can get them. Back in Stone Mountain, even the mayor had them, and she was a horse."
  • (Jack Donaghy) "You are at the top of the pyramid. Granted, TGS is a small pyramid, but nevertheless it will one day be your tomb. And you can't feel sorry for the slaves that built that pyramid, which, again, will be your tomb."

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