Author! Author! (film) Quotes

Author! Author! (film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Author! Author! stopped airing in 1970.

It features Irwin Winkler as producer, Dave Grusin in charge of musical score, and Victor J. Kemper as head of cinematography.

Author! Author! (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Author! Author! (film) is 110 minutes long. Author! Author! (film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Al Pacino as Ivan, Dyan Cannon as Alice, Al Pacino as Travalian, and Alan King as Kreplich.

Author! Author! (film) Quotes

Al Pacino as Travalian

• (Al Pacino) "Eat it. It's healthy. You'll live longer."
• (Alan King) "I have a miserable life. I don't want to live longer."

• (Al Pacino) "Why do you take aspirin with champagne?"
• (Dyan Cannon) "Oh, champagne gives me a headache."

• (Al Pacino) "No ex-husband of Gloria's ever has to apologize to me about anything. We're like a little club."

• (Unnamed) "You shove, shoot it, snort it. I gotta sell it."
• (Al Pacino) "Look, my kid's in the business."

• (Al Pacino) "I have done many terrible things in my life but I have never put another man's wife in my bed."
• (Unnamed) "Wasn't she married to that Spanish painter when you slept with her?"
• (Al Pacino) "Don't prove me wrong, Larry, I hate it when I'm proven wrong."

• (Unnamed) "Ivan, I'm not leaving you for another man."
• (Al Pacino) "Larry Kotzwinkle's not a man, he's a duck."

• (Al Pacino) "I had a lousy day today. I turned 42, I fired a director, I beat my kids --"
• (Al Pacino) "I forgot to beat my kids."

• (Unnamed) "Larry and I are moving to the Good Harbor Beach Inn in Massachusetts. We've agreed to live there for a three month trial period and if it works, we'll be married on Larry's birthday in March."
• (Al Pacino) "Okay -- okay-I guess I'll be heading back to rehearsal. Enough taking time off from work for fun, huh? You can keep the night table, Gloria."
• (Unnamed) "No --"
• (Al Pacino) "I just wanna say that you are the craziest person I've met since the guy blocking the bank door. He was wearing a Superman cape and pantyhose -- crazier than you -- maybe not."

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