Babes in Toyland (1986 film) Quotes

Babes in Toyland is a Adventure that first aired in 1986 on NBC. Babes in Toyland ended in 1970.

It features Tony Ford as producer, Leslie Bricusse as theme composer, and Arthur Ibbetson as head of cinematography. Babes in Toyland is executive produced by Bill Finnegan.

Babes in Toyland is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Babes in Toyland is 142 minutes long. Babes in Toyland is produced by Orion Pictures and distributed by NBC.

Babes in Toyland Quotes

• (Lisa Piper) "Nothing's happening to me. I guess I'm immune 'cause I'm from Cincinnati."

• (Lisa Piper) "Uh, excuse me, everybody. I just heard on tv there's gonna be a major snowstorm hitting Cincinnati any minute. It's Christmas Eve. You should all go home while you still can."
• (Barnie) "Give me that. Give me that, you midget monster. There's nothing to worry about, folks. It's actually just a false alarm. Please, come on, now. It's just a little snow. I mean, what do you expect? It's Christmas."
• (Barnie) "Christmas time is snow time and no time it'll be Christmas again."

• (Lisa Piper) "How could you wish evil on the most wonderful place that ever existed? You're insane."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Well, yes."

• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Jack not be Nimble. Jack be DEAD."

• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Justice Grimm. You've arrived just in time, thank heaven."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Arrest that man."
• (Justice Grimm) "Georgie Porgie?"
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "No, imbecile. The other one."
• (Justice Grimm) "Your nephew?"
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Yes, him."

• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Cookie break."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Yes, I mean cookie break. Cookie break."

• (Jack-be-Nimble) "Over my dead butt."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "If necessary yes."
• (Jack-be-Nimble) "Everything Lisa warned us about you is true."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Oh, I hope so."

• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Who are you?"
• (Lisa Piper) "I'm Lisa Piper and I'm from Cincinnati."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Cinci-whatski?"
• (Lisa Piper) "I'm not scared of you, Mr. Barnicle, let go of me."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Well, whoever you are, you will regret the day you ever set foot in Toyland."
• (Lisa Piper) "Oh, no, I won't. Except for you this looks like a wonderful place, and I'm glad I got here on the day Mary Contrary didn't marry you."

• (Widow Hubbard) "Why don't you keep your business out of other people's noses? I think I wrote that down wrong, but you know what I mean."

• (Mary Contrary) "Justice Grimm, you're making a big mistake."
• (Lisa Piper) "You're really locking up the wrong person."
• (Georgie Porgie) "Just what exactly are the charges?"
• (Justice Grimm) "Suspicion of grand cookie larceny."

• (Barnie) "Doing your job is pleasing me. Which in your case will not be difficult. You know what I mean?"
• (Mary Piper) "No, I don't."
• (Barnie) "You know, for a smart-looking girl, you're really pretty dumb. Don't you know it's better business to be nice to the boss than to some pretty stock boy with his fingers in the tail?"
• (Lisa Piper) "Don't you talk to Mary like that."
• (Barnie) "What the heck is that?"
• (Mary Piper) "That's my sister and she's absolutely right. Mr. Barnie, I suggest that you keep your smarty thoughts to yourself and stop making cheap accusations about a nice guy like Jack Fenton."

• (Jack-be-Nimble) "You. So pretty. So nice. Now you come with me and be my trollog."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Not quite yet, Uncle Barnaby."
• (Jack-be-Nimble) "Jack not Be Nimble. Jack Be Dead."

• (Mary Piper) "Congratulations, Miss Piper, winning the "Sister of the Year" award."
• (Lisa Piper) "Oh, Mary. A Mountain Master. They're the best and so are you."
• (Barnie) "Put that back, you little creep. That's stolen property."
• (Lisa Piper) "It costs exactly half of the salary that you own me, Mr. Barnie."
• (Barnie) "Well, you can sue me for the other half."
• (Mary Piper) "Come on, Lisa."
• (Barnie) "And you two. The two of you? You can sue me too."
• (George) "That's just what we'll do. Merry Christmas."
• (Jack Fenton) "Merry Christmas."

• (Justice Grimm) "Dear friends and neighbors, as Justice of the Peace of Toyland, it falls within my power to join this handsome couple --"
• (Justice Grimm) "Well, anyway, this couple, in matrimony."

• (Widow Hubbard) "I never did like that Barnaby. Would you like to come by my shoe for dinner sometime?"
• (Justice Grimm) "I'd be delighted."

• (Jack Fenton) "I come from --"
• (Mary Piper) "C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I, Cincinnati. The best town in O-H-I-O, Ohio, USA. At first they called it Cincy, but since Cincy is so natty, they named it Cincinnati, so they say. Hey, the girls are really pretty in this pretty little city, the fellas are the feistiest I've seen. And when it comes to ball teams, the Reds and Bengals maul teams, they knock the socks off all teams on the green. I mean to argue's indefensible, the facts are common sensible, see Cincy is invincible, ya know what I mean? Cincy's more than merely natty, she's Ohio's Maserati, Cincinnati's at the center of the scene."

• (Justice Grimm) "Do you take the breathtaking Mary to be your beautiful, loving wife from this moment on, to love and be unbelievably kind to, to share the joys of Toyland and all your hopes and dreams with, forever and a day?"
• (Jack-be-Nimble) "It's not long enough, but I do."

• (Weather Announcer) "Two kinds of weather this Christmas Eve: Bad and worse. There's some kind of bumper storm heading Ohio way tonight. Road conditions will become extremely hazardous as the evening wears on. But, the best advice is to just stay home. Repeat: stay home."

• (Barnaby Barnicle) "I'll smack the smiles off their faces, I'll kick the giggles out of their hearts. No more being; subtle."

• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Oh, the beautiful flask of evil."
• (Lisa Piper) "We don't need anymore evil, Barnaby. You've got enough of your own."
• (The Toymaster) "Barnaby Barnicle, don't you dare touch the hair on that child."
• (Lisa Piper) "I'm not a child."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "You're wrong, my interfering little cinci-whatski. I will use every ounce of evil the Toymaster has so kindly been collecting more every last drop."

• (Unnamed) "There's a monster in Barnaby's wedding cake."
• (Unnamed) "He won't be pleased with that."

• (Barnaby Barnicle) "For an evil person, I'm really very well organized, don't you think?"

• (Barnie) "Hi there, beautiful. I've been watching you with the teddy bears. What do you think of running here? A charity bizarre?"
• (Mary Piper) "The merchandise was faulty. There was no refund. A customer took a punching bag in exchange and was quite satisfied."
• (Barnie) "One thing I can say to you, angel, is your personal merchandise is by no means faulty, but I when say, "Push the teddy bears", I mean, " Push the teddy bears". Clear?"
• (Mary Piper) "I'm not a salesperson, Mr. Barnie. I'm customer service and I was doing my job."

• (Jack Fenton) "You look so beautiful."
• (Mary Piper) "For you."

• (The Toymaster) "Ah, you two are the very first to see my newest creation."
• (Lisa Piper) "Toymaster, for once, don't you just do something more important than a new toy? Jack and Mary have both disappeared and by the way things are looking, we could all end up disappearing."
• (The Toymaster) "Oh, Lisa, I can see that you're very upset."
• (Lisa Piper) "Yes, I am very, and this is no time for anybody to be playing with toys. Not even you."
• (The Toymaster) "We'll just have to manage it, eh?"
• (Lisa Piper) "Toymaster, I don't think you really realized what's going on in Toyland. The whole place is in great danger and you must do something right away. You really must."
• (The Toymaster) "Well, what exactly do you have in mind?"
• (Lisa Piper) "Well, for instance: Don't you have the power to turn Barnaby into a -- a wind-up p*****cat or something? I mean, I don't think you realize how evil he is."
• (The Toymaster) "Oh, but what if there's still some good inside of him?"
• (Lisa Piper) "There's no good in Barnaby, sir."
• (The Toymaster) "Lisa, I'm afraid that's not precisely true. The struggle between good and evil goes on inside of everyone."
• (Barnaby Barnicle) "Not to me, old man."

• (Lisa Piper) "I'm not a child."

• (Mary Piper) "Lisa, do you really like the sled? I mean, you weren't just putting on an act back in the store, were you?"
• (Lisa Piper) "No. This is gonna be the best Christmas in the history of the world."
• (George) "Right here in Cincinnati."
• (Jack Fenton) "Welcome to glorious Cincinnati. Queen of Ohio's pal-pine ski-ing resorts."

• (Jack-be-Nimble) "What do you say to a big kiss?"
• (Mary Contrary) "Hello, big kiss."

• (Barnaby Barnicle) "This is a very painful moment for me. My own nephew, a criminal. I'll be down to file formal charges in about three minutes."

• (Georgie Porgie) "It's terrible. I'm going to a wedding."

• (Jack Fenton) "Hi. How about a quick Christmas pizza at Capone's before I drop you home."
• (Mary Piper) "Jack, I don't think I can eat three pizzas."
• (Jack Fenton) "I didn't say anything about three."
• (Mary Piper) "Well, I got two other offers."
• (Jack Fenton) "Oh, here we go again. The Delilah of the Five-and-Dime."

• (The Toymaster) "Lisa, listen to me. I know there's not very much time, but -- I'm not the one who can save Toyland. You are, only you."
• (Lisa Piper) "But what do I have to do?"
• (The Toymaster) "Simply believe. Believe in Toyland, and all that it stands for. As long as you cannot believe in Toyland, I'm afraid everything is lost."

• (The Toymaster) "Barnaby, what is it exactly that you want? Didn't Santa Claus bring you enough toys last Christmas?"

• (Jack-be-Nimble) "He's got trolls. Hundreds of trolls, who ate all the cookies."

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