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Baby Not on Board Quotes

Baby Not on Board is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Baby Not on Board ended its run in 1970.

Baby Not on Board Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Ground Zero. So this is were the first guy got AIDS."
  • (Unnamed) "Peter, this is the sight of the 9/11 terrorist attacks."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh so Saddam Hussein did this?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "The Iraqi army?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "Some guys from Iraq?"
  • (Unnamed) "No."
  • (Unnamed) "That one lady who visited Iraq that one time?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, Peter Iraq had nothing to do with this, it was a bunch of Saudi Arabians, Lebanese, and Egyptians financed by a Saudi Arabian guy living in Afghanistan and sheltered by Pakistanis."
  • (Unnamed) "So you're saying we need to invade Iran?"
  • (Unnamed) "Did I tell you I was getting a spin-off?"
  • (Unnamed) "You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you -- but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like -- I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get."
  • (Unnamed) "Haha, movie references."

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