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Bachelor Party (1984 film) Quotes

Bachelor Party (1984 film) is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Bachelor Party completed its run in 1970.

It features Joe Roth as producer, Robert Folk in charge of musical score, and Hal Trussell as head of cinematography.

Bachelor Party (1984 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Bachelor Party (1984 film) is 105 minutes long. Bachelor Party (1984 film) is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Wendie Jo Sperber as Rick Gassko, Kenneth Kimmins as Hotel Manager, Adrian Zmed as Jay O'Neill, Barry Diamond as Rudy, Bradford Bancroft as Brad, Robert Prescott as Cole Whittier, Adrian Zmed as O'Neill, Gary Grossman as Gary, Barbara Stuart as Mr. Thompson, Wendie Jo Sperber as Dr. Tina Gassko, Wendie Jo Sperber as Dr. Stan Gassko, Christopher Morley as She/Tim, Barbara Stuart as Mrs. Thompson, Tom Hanks as Nick, Tawny Kitaen as Debbie Thompson, Michael Dudikoff as Ryko, and Adrian Zmed as Jay.

Bachelor Party (1984 film) Quotes

Wendie Jo Sperber as Rick Gassko

  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "This is the food prison riots are made out of."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Attention, passengers, we are now leaving Nun Central and are beginning our journey to Hell and beyond. The captain has turned off the "no smoking" sign, and you may now move about the cabin freely."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Thank you for being Catholic, and for choosing the Saint Gabriel's School Bus."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Um, Stan? Is this supposed to be like this?"
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Uh -- no, that's incorrect."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "What did you say, Stanley? What did you say, Stanley? What did you say, Stanley? You said no hookers. You said no hookers. No hookers. No hookers. No hookers. No hookers."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "It's time for spice, and the lucky spice is -- paprika. "Oh thank you, thank you. You've made me the happiest spice in the world.""
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "What the hell are you doing?"
  • (Bradford Bancroft) "I'm slashing my wrist."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "With an electric razor?"
  • (Bradford Bancroft) "Yeah, I couldn't find any razor blades."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Well at least your wrist will be smooth and kissable."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Well Mr. Thompson, that's quite a list. And I think, if I really apply myself, I could be a totally changed person by the time we finish lunch."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Not that I'm complaining, but I usually don't like my filth this clean."
  • (Barry Diamond) "Whatta waste of two women."
  • (Adrian Zmed) "I don't get it; the dirty parts were there yesterday."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "I hope you like potato salad -- it's chunky style -- my favorite."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Who was that?"
  • (Adrian Zmed) "I dunno."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "And what's this?"
  • (Adrian Zmed) "Search me."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "What about this?"
  • (Adrian Zmed) "Still drawing a blank."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "He look familiar to you?"
  • (Adrian Zmed) "Yep."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Get the hookers in a circle. We're going to put Cochise out of business."

Adrian Zmed as Jay

  • (Adrian Zmed) "I wish I had someone I could really respect. Hey, look at the cans on that bimbo."
  • (Adrian Zmed) "Gentlemen -- start your boners."

Bradford Bancroft as Brad

  • (Bradford Bancroft) "Guys, GUYS GUYS."
  • (Suitcase Man) "For the last time I'm telling you to get off. OFF."
  • (Bradford Bancroft) "GUYS."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Holy s***."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Diagnoses?"
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Medically speaking?"
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Yes."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Whacked out of his brains on drugs."
  • (Bradford Bancroft) "Pain -- is such a rush."

Barbara Stuart as Mr. Thompson

  • (Barbara Stuart) "Rick, let's cut through the B.S."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "I'd like that."
  • (Barbara Stuart) "I think you're an asshole."
  • (Barbara Stuart) "Is that the foot-long?"
  • (Tom Hanks) "And then some."
  • (Barbara Stuart) "MMF MFF MFFFFF MFFF."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "He says he's having a wonderful time and he's thinking of changing his name to Spike."
  • (Barbara Stuart) "I had a wiener right in my hand."
  • (Barbara Stuart) "A strange wang right in my palm."

Gary Grossman as Gary

  • (Rajah) "And remember, bitches back in 45 minutes, or Milt cuts your balls off."
  • (Gary Grossman) "Milt, who's Milt?"
  • (Gary Grossman) "Are you the pimp?"
  • (Rajah) "Yes."
  • (Gary Grossman) "You look like Gandhi."
  • (Rajah) "I've got girls to sit on your face."
  • (Gary Grossman) "I just bet my balls and shook on it."

Kenneth Kimmins as Hotel Manager

  • (Kenneth Kimmins) "Just where do you think you are?"
  • (Adrian Zmed) "The Library of Congress?"
  • (Barry Diamond) "Detroit?"
  • (Bradford Bancroft) "Beyond the sun?"

Barry Diamond as Rudy

  • (Barry Diamond) "To girls with big tits."

Tawny Kitaen as Debbie Thompson

  • (Tawny Kitaen) "Are there gonna be girls at the party?"
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "No -- it's a 'stag' party, and that means that the 'does' stay home."
  • (Tawny Kitaen) "I'm not talking about the 'does'. I'm talking about hookers."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Ooohh -- those."

Michael Dudikoff as Ryko

  • (Michael Dudikoff) "Hi, come on in. Drugs to the right, hookers to the left."

Robert Prescott as Cole Whittier

  • (Robert Prescott) "The car has low mileage and handles like a dream."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Well, so does Debbie."
  • (Robert Prescott) "Mr. Thompson -- Mrs. Thompson -- Debbie -- and --"
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "Bond. James Bond."

Christopher Morley as She/Tim

  • (Christopher Morley) "By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's."

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