Bachelorette (film) Quotes

Bachelorette (film) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Bachelorette ended in 1970.

It features Will Ferrell as producer, Michael Wandmacher in charge of musical score, and Doug Emmett as head of cinematography.

Bachelorette (film) is distributed by RADiUS-TWC.

The cast includes: Adam Scott as Clyde, Lizzy Caplan as Gena, Horatio Sanz as Barely Attractive Guy, Kyle Bornheimer as Joe, Isla Fisher as Katie, Kirsten Dunst as Regan, Hayes MacArthur as Dale, James Marsden as Trevor, and Rebel Wilson as Becky.

Bachelorette (film) Quotes

Lizzy Caplan as Gena

• (Lizzy Caplan) "I mean, I got this theory about blowjobs. If you wanna hear it."
• (Horatio Sanz) "Yeah. Yeah, sure. Should be interesting."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "I personally believe that blowjobs are an extremely delicate thing. You know? Like if you're ranking him on a scale of 1-10. Like 1 being blowing it kisses and 10 being I'm like, choking on semen. Vomit just everywhere. I think you gotta start off with 4's and with 5's. Just enough so that you know and I know exactly what I'm doing but with zero enthusiasm. I'm giving you nothing. Because then you'll just be like, alright fine I'll just f*** her. Cause if I start off with a 10 I got nowhere to go. Why are you gonna spend any time f***ing me? You just came all over my face. So you start off small, right? Build. I'll give you a 6 after a fight when we're making up. An 8 when you spent a s***load of money on me or get me something that's a sweet gift or something. I'll do a full 8. Then I circle it back. Back to the 3's, the 4's, and 5's because that s*** every time without fail makes the guy's dick alarm go off. You know what I mean when I say dick alarm."
• (Horatio Sanz) "Yeah."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "Right? You're gonna be like, hey baby what's wrong with you? You're acting funny. Why so sad? When really what you're telling me is, god**** it just suck my dick harder."
• (Horatio Sanz) "So, um, let's just say what would merit a 10?"
• (Lizzy Caplan) "What's an example? I don't know. You're like on an airplane. You're going to a wedding for this girl you went to high school with and your ex-boyfriend who ruined your f***ing life is gonna be there."
• (Horatio Sanz) "Jerk."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "All this pent up frustration sitting next to some dude you're never gonna see again. That would warrant a 10."
• (Horatio Sanz) "Well, what about this guy?"
• (Lizzy Caplan) "Oh no. I feel like I'll definitely see you again."

• (Lizzy Caplan) "You're seriously making pancakes right now?"
• (Adam Scott) "I am. Yours has a sad face made out of chocolate chips, because the world is an asshole and it's gonna get you."

• (Lizzy Caplan) "Sir? Sir. I will suck your dick if you get us there in two minutes."
• (Adam Scott) "Look, I think we might be meant for each other. And I'm not kidding."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "Scratch that. This guy will suck your dick."

• (Lizzy Caplan) "What are you doing? Why do you have the baby out of the garbage bag?"
• (Kirsten Dunst) "I'm matching the thread color to the dress."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "Uh, it's a wedding dress. I think maybe it's white."
• (Isla Fisher) "Oh, actually, it's ivory."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Actually, it's pearl."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "OK. You know what? Knowing stuff like that does not make you guys cool. It makes you --"
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Amazing?"
• (Isla Fisher) "Gorgeous?"
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Incredible?"
• (Isla Fisher) "God blessed me with perfect tits, it's only right that people should know that?"
• (Lizzy Caplan) "I was gonna say it makes you stupid."

• (Lizzy Caplan) "Oh my God, if you take Park Avenue I will f***ing end you. I will end you."

Isla Fisher as Katie

• (Isla Fisher) "Once I was so stoned I thought I was in an episode of 90210, and I kept yelling "Dylan."."
• (Kyle Bornheimer) "Awesome. I got so f***ed up once on shrooms that I started a fight club with my cats."
• (Isla Fisher) "I once got so wrecked that I woke up naked next to a hamburger, and I was like "did I just have sex with a hamburger?""

• (Isla Fisher) "Oh, do you believe in magic?"
• (Kyle Bornheimer) "Yes, I do. That's abso -- yes."
• (Isla Fisher) "Do you believe in a magic vagina?"
• (Kyle Bornheimer) "A magic vagina?"
• (Isla Fisher) "It would bewitch you with its magic."
• (Kyle Bornheimer) "I've been bewitched by vaginas before. It's scary, actually."

• (Isla Fisher) "What do you call a bachelorette party without a bride?"
• (Lizzy Caplan) "Friday?"

Rebel Wilson as Becky

• (Rebel Wilson) "This is all f***ed up. I'm gonna walk in wearing my pajamas like I'm f***ing Michael Jackson."

Adam Scott as Clyde

• (Adam Scott) "And you're wearing a dress?"
• (Lizzy Caplan) "No, actually it's a t-shirt."
• (Adam Scott) "well, it's good to see you're still fighting the good fight against the tyranny of pants."

Kirsten Dunst as Regan

• (Kirsten Dunst) "Ah. Harder. Harder."
• (James Marsden) "Shut the f*** up, shut the f*** up."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Yeah, you shut the f*** up."
• (James Marsden) "Yeah, shut the f*** up c***."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "s***. s***, s***. f***, s***, s***."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Hey."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "Hey."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Hey, this is Becks."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "Can you come to my room?"
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Oh yeah. I'm not doing anything."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "We need to talk."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. Uh, give me a couple minutes."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "Okay."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Ok, bye."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Don't cum on my dress."
• (James Marsden) "Horny bitch."

• (Kirsten Dunst) "Okay, how much money do you guys have?"
• (Isla Fisher) "I have 5 maxed out credit cards."
• (Lizzy Caplan) "I have a twen -- actually I ripped it. I got nothing."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Well, that sums up your lives."

• (Kirsten Dunst) "Call me."
• (James Marsden) "Come to the bathroom."
• (Kirsten Dunst) "Oh, f*** off."

Kyle Bornheimer as Joe

• (Kyle Bornheimer) "You know what this is like? Really just like high school, but instead of French homework, it's my dick."
• (Isla Fisher) "Well, that's not true, because French was actually hard."

Hayes MacArthur as Dale

• (Hayes MacArthur) "You know how there are, like, serial killers, and then there's Hannibal Lecter?"
• (James Marsden) "Yeah?"
• (Adam Scott) "There are girls, and then there's Regan."

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