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Back from Vacation Quotes

Back from Vacation is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Back from Vacation stopped airing in 1970.

Back from Vacation Quotes

  • (Phyllis Lapin) "I've called every grocery store in Scranton and no one sells whole pigs."
  • (Angela Martin) "Did you try the petting zoo?"
  • (Michael Scott) "I got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great. You know, they just relax, they party all the time."
  • (Pam Beesly) "It's kind of an impoverished country."
  • (Michael Scott) "Yeah. Gosh. Great."
  • (Toby) "You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR."
  • (Michael Scott) "I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you, you skeevy little perv?"
  • (Toby) "All right. If you're having a relationship with your superior, you must disclose it."
  • (Michael Scott) "No, no. No, I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on Earth. Got enough, weirdo?"
  • (Michael Scott) "Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both in trouble. So, officially, I did not see her."
  • (Michael Scott) "But I did see Jan there -- in our room -- at night -- and in the morning."
  • (Michael Scott) "And that's all I'm going to say."
  • (Michael Scott) "Sex. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan."
  • (Michael Scott) "Tonight, we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin Warehouse Inventory. So, Party Planning Committee, get on it."
  • (Angela Martin) "By the end of the day? That's impossible."
  • (Michael Scott) "The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible.""
  • (Jim Halpert) "Yep, it's English. It's "impossible.""
  • (Kevin Malone) "What am I going to do? I'm going to hang it up at home. I don't have a lot of art."
  • (Michael Scott) "That photo is my personal property, and if you are telling me that you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am gonna call the cops."
  • (Toby) "Michael, nine different people e-mailed me that photo, including my ex-wife and -- we don't talk."
  • (Michael Scott) "Well, this is probably the icebreaker you need."

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