Back to the Future Part II Quotes

Back to the Future Part II is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Back to the Future Part II ended in 1970.

It features Neil Canton; Bob Gale as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

Back to the Future Part II is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Back to the Future Part II is 108 minutes long. Back to the Future Part II is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Flea as Doc, Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly, Elisabeth Shue as Jennifer, Flea as Needles, Thomas F. Wilson as Biff Tannen, Lea Thompson as Lorraine Baines, Lea Thompson as Iko 'Jitz' Fujitsu, Marty's Boss in 2015, Lea Thompson as Old Lorraine, Elisabeth Shue as Old Jennifer, James Tolkan as S. S. Strickland, Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly, Jr., and Thomas F. Wilson as Griff Tannen.

Back to the Future Part II Quotes

James Tolkan as S. S. Strickland

• (James Tolkan) "Is that liquor I smell Tannen?"
• (Young Biff) "Ahhh, I wouldn't know. I don't know what liquor smells like, cuz I'm too young to drink it."

Thomas F. Wilson as Griff Tannen

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Hold on one second. Let's get this straight. Marty is your kid, not mine. And all the money in the world wouldn't do jack s*** for that lazy bum."
• (Lea Thompson) "Stop it, Biff, just stop it."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man was."
• (Lea Thompson) "Don't you dare speak that way about George. You're not even half the man he was."

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Where is he?"
• (CPR Kid) "Who?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Calvin Klein."
• (CPR Kid) "Who?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "The guy with the hat. Where is he?"
• (CPR Kid) "Oh he went that way. I think he took your wallet."
• (CPR Kid) "I think he took his wallet."

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Gramps, what the hell am I paying you for?"

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Well. Since when did you become the physical type?"

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Go ahead, kid. Jump. A suicide will be nice and neat."
• (Michael J. Fox) "What if I don't?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Lead poisoning."

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Okay, have a seat."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "SIT DOWN."

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "You're supposed to be in Switzerland, you little son of a bitch."
• (Michael J. Fox) "My father?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Did you get kicked out of another boarding school? Damn it, Lorraine, do you know how much perfectly good dough I blow on this no-good kid of yours, huh? On all three of them."
• (Lea Thompson) "What the hell do you care? We can afford it. The least we can do with all that money is provide a better life for our children."

• (Unnamed) "Biff, Biff, where are you goin' now?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "I told you, grandma, I'm goin' to the dance."
• (Unnamed) "When you comin' home?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "I'll get home, when I get home."
• (Unnamed) "Don't forget to turn off the garage lights."

• (Unnamed) "Give us our ball back. Give us our ball back."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Is this your ball?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Do you want it back?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Well, go get it. Ha-ha."

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Hey butthead."

• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Hey kid, say hello to your grandma for me."

Flea as Doc

• (Flea) "Oh, and Marty, be careful around that Griff character. He's got a few short circuits in his bionic implants."

• (Middle-Aged Marty) "Hey, Needles."
• (Flea) "So, did you take a look at that little business proposal of mine?"
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "I don't know, Needles."
• (Flea) "What are you afraid of? If this thing works it'll solve all your financial problems."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "And if it doesn't work Needles, I could get fired. It's illegal. I mean, what if the Jitz is monitoring, huh?"
• (Flea) "The Jitz'll never find out."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "Oh, ha, ha."
• (Flea) "Come on -- Stick your card in the slot and I'll handle it. Unless you want everyone in the division to think you're chicken."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "Nobody calls me 'chicken', Needles. Nobody."
• (Flea) "All right, prove it."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "All right, all right Needles. Here's my card. Scan it, I'm in."
• (Flea) "Thanks McFly, I'll see you at the plant tomorrow."

• (Flea) "Sometime today, old Biff will show up to give young Biff the Almanac. Above all, you must not interfere with that event. We must let Old Biff believe he succeeded, so that he'll leave 1955 and bring the DeLorean back to the future."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Right."
• (Flea) "Once Old Biff is gone, grab the Almanac anyway that you can. Remember, both of our futures depend on this."
• (Michael J. Fox) "You don't have to remind me of that, Doc."

• (Flea) "I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got a whole natural overhaul. They took out some wrinkles, did hair repair, changed the blood, added a good 30 to 40 years to my life. They also replaced my spleen and colon. What do you think?"

• (Flea) "Marty. What in the name of Sir Isaac H. Newton happened here?"

• (Flea) "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."

• (Flea) "They're taking her home, to your future home. We'll arrive shortly thereafter, get her out of there and go back to 1985."
• (Michael J. Fox) "You mean, I'm gonna see where I live? I'm gonna see myself as an old man?"
• (Flea) "No, no, no Marty, that could result in a-"
• (Flea) "Great Scott. Jennifer could conceivably encounter her future self. The consequences of that could be disastrous."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Doc, what do you mean?"
• (Flea) "I foresee two possibilities. One, coming face to face with herself 30 years older would put her into shock and she'd simply pass out. Or two, the encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe. Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Well, that's a relief."

• (Flea) "Time circuits on."
• (Michael J. Fox) "What do you mean "Time Curcuits on"? Doc, we're not goin' back now."
• (Flea) "Yep."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Doc, What about Jennifer? What about Einstein? We can't just leave 'em here."
• (Flea) "Don't worry, Marty. Assuming we succeed in our mission, this alternate 1985 will be changed back into the real 1985, instantaneously transforming around Jennifer and Einie. Jennifer and Einie will be fine, and they will have absolutely no memory of this horrible place."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Doc -- what if we don't succeed?"
• (Flea) "We must succeed."

• (Flea) "Great Scott."

• (Flea) "The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women."

• (Flea) "Don't talk to anyone, don't touch anything, don't do anything, don't interact with anyone, and try not to look at anything."
• (Michael J. Fox) "I don't get it, I thought you said this has something to do with my kids."

• (Flea) "Hey, the big M. How's it hanging, McFly?"

Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly

• (Michael J. Fox) "Are you two related?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?"

• (Michael J. Fox) "That's right, Doc. November 12, 1955."
• (Flea) "Unbelievable, that old Biff could have chosen that particular date. It could mean that that point in time inherently contains some sort of cosmic significance. Almost as if it were the temporal junction point for the entire space-time continuum. On the other hand, it could just be an amazing coincidence."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Tell me about my future. I know I make it big, but do I become, like, a rich rock star?"
• (Flea) "Please Marty. No one should know too much about their destiny."

• (Michael J. Fox) "This is heavy."

• ('Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter) "Welcome to the Cafe 80's, where it's always morning in America, even in the afternoo-noo-noon. Our special today is mesquite-grilled sushi --"
• ('Ayatollah Khomeini' Video Waiter) "You must have the hostage special."
• ('Ronald Reagan' Video Waiter) "Cajun style."
• ('Ayatollah Khomeini' Video Waiter) "You must have the hostage special."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute, guys, hey, hey, hey guys. All I want is a Pepsi."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Grandma, when it's ready, could you just shove it in my mouth?"
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "Don't you be a smart-ass."

• (Michael J. Fox) "There he is, Doc. Let's land on him, we'll cripple his car."
• (Flea) "Marty, he's in a '46 Ford, we're in a DeLorean. He'd rip through us like we were tin foil."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Doc. Biff's guys chased me into the gym and their gonna jump -- me."
• (Flea) "Then get outta there."
• (Michael J. Fox) "No, Doc. Not me, the other me, the one that's up on stage playing "Johnny B. Goode."."
• (Flea) "Great Scott. Your other self will miss the lighening bolt, you won't get back to the future and we'll have a major paradox."

• (Young Jennifer) "How 'bout a ride, mister?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "Jennifer. Oh, man, are you a sight for sore eyes; let me look at you."
• (Young Jennifer) "Marty, you're acting like you haven't seen me in a week."
• (Michael J. Fox) "I haven't."

• (Western Union Man) "Kid, you all right? You need any help?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "There's only one man who can help me."

• (Michael J. Fox) ""Within two hours of his arrest, Martin McFly Jr. was tried, convicted and sentenced to fifteen years in the state penitentiary."? Within two hours?"
• (Flea) "The justice system works swiftly in the future now that they've abolished all lawyers."

• (Young Biff) "What's wrong, McFly? Chicken?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "What did you just call me?"
• (Young Biff) "Chicken."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Nobody. Calls me -- chicken."

• (Michael J. Fox) "I had a horrible nightmare. It was terrible."
• (Lea Thompson) "Well, you're safe and sound now. Back on the good old 27th floor."
• (Michael J. Fox) "27th floor?"

• (Michael J. Fox) "Where are we? When are we?"
• (Flea) "We're descending toward Hill Valley, California, at 4:29 pm, on Wednesday, October 21st, 2015."
• (Michael J. Fox) "2015? You mean we're in the future?"
• (Elisabeth Shue) "Future? Marty, what do you mean? How can we be in the future?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "Uh, Jennifer, um, I don't know how to tell you this, but I -- you're in a time machine."
• (Elisabeth Shue) "And this is the year '2015'?"
• (Flea) "October 21st, 2015."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Okay, everybody let's back up now, huh? Let's back up -- let's everybody back up, give him a little bit of room, okay? A little bit of air. It's okay, I know CPR."
• (Michael J. Fox) "I know CPR."
• (CPR Kid) "What's CPR?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "YOU."
• (Michael J. Fox) "It's fine."
• (CPR Kid) "Hey? Did you just take his wallet?"
• (CPR Kid) "He just took that guy's wallet."

• (Michael J. Fox) "'Cubs win world series -- against Miami'?"
• (Old Terry) "Yeah, it's something, huh? Who would've thought? 100 to 1 shot. I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubs."
• (Michael J. Fox) "I just meant that Miami- What did you just say?"
• (Old Terry) "I said I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season, put some money on the Cubbies."

• (Michael J. Fox) "I don't remember bars bein' on these windows --"

• (Michael J. Fox) "I don't get it, Doc. I mean, how can all this be happening? It's like we're in Hell or something."
• (Flea) "No, it's Hill Valley. Although I can't imagine Hell being much worse."

• (Skinhead) "You're coming with us upstairs."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Let me go."
• (Match) "Sonny, we can do this the easy way or the hard way."
• (Unnamed) "The easy way."

• (Michael J. Fox) "How could he be your husband? How could you leave dad for him?"
• (Lea Thompson) "Leave dad? Marty, are you feeling all right?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "No. No I'm not feeling all right. I don't understand one damn thing that's goin' on around here and why nobody can give me a simple straight answer."
• (Lea Thompson) "Oh, they must have hit you over the head hard this time."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Mom, I just wanna know one thing. Where's my father? Where's George McFly?"
• (Lea Thompson) "Marty -- George -- Your father is in the same place he's been for the past 12 years -- Oak Park Cemetery."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Nice shot Doc. You're not gonna believe this, we gotta go back to 1955."
• (Flea) "I don't believe it."

• (Michael J. Fox) "The answer's no, Griff."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "No?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "Yeah, what are you deaf and stupid? I said "NO.""
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "What's wrong, McFly. Chicken?"

• (Michael J. Fox) "The almanac. Son of a bitch stole my idea. He must have been listening when I- It's my fault. The whole thing is my fault. If I hadn't bought that damn book, none of this would have ever happened."
• (Flea) "Well, that's all in the past."
• (Michael J. Fox) "You mean the future."
• (Flea) "Whatever. It demonstrates precisely how time travel can be mis-used, and why the time machine must be destroyed, after we straighten all of this out."

• (Michael J. Fox) "1985 -- it can't be --"
• (James Tolkan) "Drop it."
• (James Tolkan) "So you're the son of a bitch who's been stealing my newspapers."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Mr. Strickland. Mr. Strickland. It- it- it's me, sir. It's Marty."
• (James Tolkan) "Who?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "Marty McFly. Marty McFly. Don't you know me, sir? From school, sir."
• (James Tolkan) "I've never seen you before in my life, but you look to me like a slacker."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Yeah. That's right. That's right, I am a slacker. Don't you remember, you gave me detention last week."
• (James Tolkan) "Last week? The school burned down six years ago. Now you got exactly three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts intact. One."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Oh, please. Mr. Strickland. I just wanna know what the hell's going on here."
• (James Tolkan) "Two."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Ahhhhh."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, Strickland."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Ah. Ah. Oh. Oh."
• (James Tolkan) "Eat lead, slackers."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Nobody calls me chicken."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Shark still looks fake."

• (Michael J. Fox) "The future. Unbelievable. I gotta check this out, Doc."
• (Flea) "All in good time Marty, we're on a right schedule here."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Tell me about my future. I know I make it big, but do I become like a rich rock star or something?"
• (Flea) "Please, Marty, nobody should know too much about their own destiny."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Right, right. But I am rich, right?"

• (Michael J. Fox) "Oh great, the atrocity channel."

• (Michael J. Fox) "I'll show you, kid. I'm a crack shot at this."
• (Video Game Boy #1) "You mean you have to use your hands?"
• (Video Game Boy #2) "That's like a baby's toy."

• (Michael J. Fox) "Tough break, kid. Must be rough bein' named after a complete butthead."
• (Michael J. Fox) "What's that supposed to mean?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think. Your old man, Mr. Loser?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "What?"
• (Old Biff) "That's right. Loser with a capital "L"."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Look, I-I happen to know George McFly is not a loser --"
• (Old Biff) "I'm not talkin' about George McFly. I'm talkin' about his kid. Your old man, Marty McFly Sr.? The man who took his life and flushed it completely down the toilet."
• (Michael J. Fox) "I did? I; I mean; I mean he did?"

• (Young Doc) "No. It can't be; I just sent you back to the future."
• (Michael J. Fox) "No, I know; you did send me back to the future. But I'm back; I'm back from the future."
• (Young Doc) "Great Scott."
• (Michael J. Fox) "Doc. Doc. Doc. Oh, fantastic."

Lea Thompson as Old Lorraine

• (Lea Thompson) "Biff, somebody already asked me to the dance."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Who? That bug George McFly?"
• (Lea Thompson) "I'm going with Calvin Klein, okay?"
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Calvin Klein? No, it's not okay."

• (Lea Thompson) "Biff Tannen, I wouldn't be your girl even if; even if you had a million dollars."

• (Lea Thompson) "Are you all right?"
• (Michael J. Fox) "I'm fine, I'm fine. It's just that you're so -- you're so -- big."

• (Lea Thompson) "McFly."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "Fujitsu-san, Konnichiwa."
• (Lea Thompson) "McFly, I was monitoring that scan you just interfaced. You are terminated."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "Terminated? No, no, it wasn't my fault sir. It was Needles, Needles was behind the whole thing."
• (Lea Thompson) "And you cooperated."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "No, I didn't, ah, it was a sting operation."
• (Lea Thompson) "It was illegal, and you knew."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "I was; I was; I was setting him up."
• (Lea Thompson) "McFly, read my fax."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "No. Please. No. I cannot be fired, I'm fired. Oh."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "Oh, this is heavy."
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "What am I gonna tell Jennifer?"

• (Lea Thompson) "Aren't you and Jennifer getting along?"
• (Middle-Aged Marty) "Oh, yeah, great Mom. We're like a couple o' teenagers, ya know?"

• (Lea Thompson) "Dammit Biff, that's it. I'm leaving."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Oh, so go ahead. But think about this Lorraine, who's gonna pay for all your clothes, huh? And your jewelry, and your liquor? Who's gonna pay for your cosmetic surgery Lorraine?"
• (Lea Thompson) "You were the one who wanted me to get these-these things. If you want 'em back, you can have em."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Look, Lorraine, you walk out that door and I won't only cut off you, I'll cut off your kids."
• (Lea Thompson) "You wouldn't."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "Oh, wouldn't I? First, your daughter Linda, I'll cancel all her credit cards. She can settle her debts with the bank all by herself. Your idiot son Dave? I'll get his probation revoked. And as for Marty, well maybe you'd like to have all three of your kids behind bars just like your brother Joey. One big happy jailbird family."
• (Lea Thompson) "Alright Biff, you win. I'll stay."
• (Thomas F. Wilson) "As for you, I'll be back up here in an hour, so you better not be."

Elisabeth Shue as Old Jennifer

• (Young Jennifer) "I'm old."
• (Elisabeth Shue) "I'm young."

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