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Bad Company (2002 film) Quotes

Bad Company (2002 film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Bad Company stopped airing in 1970.

It features Plainlist, Jerry Bruckheimer, Michael Browning, and Mike Stenson as producer, Trevor Rabin in charge of musical score, and Dariusz Wolski as head of cinematography.

Bad Company (2002 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and Czech Republic. Each episode of Bad Company (2002 film) is 116 minutes long. Bad Company (2002 film) is distributed by Buena Vista Pictures.

The cast includes: Chris Rock as Jake Hayes, John Slattery as Roland Yates, Dragan Mićanović as Michelle Petrov, Gabriel Macht as Seale, Garcelle Beauvais as Nicole, Peter Stormare as Adrik Vas, Kerry Washington as Julie, Brooke Smith as Officer Swanson, and Shea Whigham as Agent Wells.

Bad Company (2002 film) Quotes

Peter Stormare as Adrik Vas

  • (Peter Stormare) "Your friend is late."
  • (Michael Turner) "He'll be here."
  • (Peter Stormare) "Yeah, I do have other bidders."
  • (Michael Turner) "I personally vouch for this man."
  • (Peter Stormare) "Oh, well I trust you Michael. You see, each degree of separation comes with a degree of uncertainty."

Chris Rock as Jake Hayes

  • (Gaylord Oaks) "I'm never going to get married, never again."
  • (Chris Rock) "You never gonna get married again? First thing you gotta learn is, you don't take your girlfriend to a wedding."
  • (Chris Rock) "Man, this is buggin' me out. I feel like Michael Jackson lookin' at old album covers."
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Good morning, Mr. Hayes, five A.M., time to begin."
  • (Chris Rock) "How about three more hours of sleep and some breakfast?"
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "How about a nice shower?"
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Well, that didn't work did it?"
  • (Chris Rock) "No."
  • (Chris Rock) ""I'm going to go outside and count to ten"? Who the hell are you? You'd would have done better with "Bitch, get in the car"."
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Okay. Get in the car -- bitch."
  • (Chris Rock) "I hate you. I hate you."
  • (Chris Rock) "Why do they call this guy "The Hammer"?"
  • (Chris Rock) "WHOA."
  • (Chris Rock) "If you stayed on top of things, you'd understand that the traditional checks are not 100% fool-proof. This last test was designed by the head of nuclear science at Caltech, a Dr. Dre. Dr. Dre, along with Dr. Irving and Professor Griffin and the rest of the Wu Tang Clan, know that it is best when you have a baseline screen situation to achieve a pulsopular cataclysmic calibration or something we like to call the Shaq Attack."
  • (Dragan Mićanović) "Shaq Attack?"
  • (Chris Rock) "Yes, named after Dr. O'Neal of Los Angeles, formerly of Orlando."
  • (John Slattery) "What's he saying?"
  • (Brooke Smith) "He said, "I haven't had my period in 3 months"."
  • (John Slattery) "Now what?"
  • (Brooke Smith) ""Where is the hospital, I have a vaginal infection.""
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Get dressed."
  • (Chris Rock) "It's 4:59."
  • (Chris Rock) "I don't speak terrorist."
  • (Chris Rock) "Does it play DVDs?"
  • (Gabriel Macht) "No. It's a portable thermonucular (sic) bomb."
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Welcome to Prague."
  • (Chris Rock) "Looks like Newark --"
  • (Chris Rock) "Get off. Off. Take a bus."
  • (Chris Rock) "You got the wrong guy. I don't even have a brother. That's just a picture of me in a suit. You could've got that off the internet. I saw a picture of Bill Gates with three titties on the net."
  • (Chris Rock) "Is this fish?"
  • (Garcelle Beauvais) "Yeah, of course. You love fish."
  • (Chris Rock) "That's right. I love fish, but that's before I became a vegetarian. Oh, waiter, waiter. I can't eat this. Can you get me something else? How about a steak, medium well, please."
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Did you see what happened there?"
  • (Chris Rock) "I got jacked."
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "No, you panicked. Your brain shut down. What's the good of having a brain if you won't use it?"
  • (Chris Rock) "My brain didn't shut down. I knew it was Swanson 'cause I could feel her tits on my back."
  • (Chris Rock) "I knew it was Carew, because his breath smelled like s***, probably from kissing your ass so much."
  • (Chris Rock) "I knew it was Seale, 'cause I took his wallet. Hey Seale, why's a married man need a condom? Your wife know?"
  • (Chris Rock) "You want to know how I knew it was you?"
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Okay, that's enough. Thank you very much, goodnight."
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Now this is Adrik Vas. He's a Russian ex-Army colonel and a kingpin in the Russian mafia. He's up to his neck in prostitution, drugs, and extortion."
  • (Chris Rock) "Sounds like anybody I went to high school with."
  • (Chris Rock) "I'm not goin' nowhere.I just got married.Can't a brother get a piece of cake?"
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "The guy who escapes is Carlos Palmeros, the world's foremost assassin."
  • (Chris Rock) "Carl; I don't care if it's Carlos Santana, the world's foremost guitarist."
  • (Chris Rock) "I'm going to do this. Then you're going to do this. Then I'm going to do this. Now you're going to want to do this, but I'm going to do this. And when you're thinking about doing this, I'm going to do this. And then the game is over. So what say you give me twenty dollars and we save twenty minutes?"
  • (Chris Rock) "So you're leaving me and going back to Ken, that's what I asked you --"
  • (Kerry Washington) "The Ken part is just business."
  • (Chris Rock) "Then what's the leaving me part, pleasure?"
  • (Kerry Washington) "Pain."
  • (Chris Rock) "In my foster house, we were so poor, we used to lick stamps for dinner."

John Slattery as Roland Yates

  • (John Slattery) "Don't worry, son, there'll be extra money for this mission."
  • (Chris Rock) "Hey, man, first of all, I'm not your son. Second of all, did it ever occur to you that I might want to do something 'cause it's the right thing? Hey, I'm the one with the dead brother, I'm the one who misses his girl, and I'm supposed to put up with your s*** 'cause you're a spy? Big deal. Every woman on the planet's a spy. Man, you guys can't even find Saddam Hussein. You know, if you told a woman, right now at 8:00 in the morning, that her husband was sleeping with Saddam Hussein, she'd be able to find Saddam by 8:00 that night, and say "Saddam, don't you ever come around my house no more." Hey, I did you a favor, OK? You called me. Now, if you ever talk down to me again, I will beat your ass so bad you'll be the only guy in heaven with a wheelchair. You better act right before you get smacked right, Bitch."
  • (John Slattery) "If it breathes, it dies."
  • (John Slattery) "So, what are our chances?"
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Oh, I'd say anywhere between -- nil and zero."
  • (John Slattery) "Why do you say that?"
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Oh well, I grant you he's got potential. He's pretty street-smart. Give me six months, he could probably fool his brother's own parents. But eight days? Come on, you gotta be kidding me. He'll probably get himself killed, and everyone who goes along with him."

Shea Whigham as Agent Wells

  • (Shea Whigham) "Vas' account number received, initiating wire transfer from Midlands National bank of bulls***. Man is Vas gonna be pissed when he goes to an ATM."

Gabriel Macht as Seale

  • (Gabriel Macht) "Bomb on American soil. That's a nightmare we always talked about. How do you think they got it here?"
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "You'd be surprised what you can send by air freight."

Garcelle Beauvais as Nicole

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Kerry Washington as Julie

  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Your wife is calling you, Mr. Hayes."
  • (Kerry Washington) "Husband --"
  • (Gaylord Oaks) "Get in the car; bitch."

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