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Bad News (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Bad News (How I Met Your Mother) is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Bad News ended its run in 1970.

Bad News (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

  • (Lily Aldrin) "Okay, now you're being ridiculous. An hour ago, you didn't even think there was a problem."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "I was just putting on a brave face. Think about it; we've had unprotected sex 203 times in the past four months."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Obviously, I'm the problem."
  • (Barney Stinson) "Problem? You can't get a girl pregnant; that's the dream. I'd give my first-born to not be able to have children."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "I'm freaking out, is there a chance I won't be able to have kids? I've been hit in the nuts a lot."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "I'll give my dad a call after Dr. Stengal gives me the thumbs up."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Ew. He has to do that?"
  • (Lily Aldrin) "We're doing it a lot."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "And everywhere. The kitchen, the bathroom, the living room, outside in your waiting-"
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "-- the kitchen."
  • (Marshall Eriksen) "Tell him that I might not be able to give him a grandchild? I don't even know how to have that conversation."
  • (Barney Stinson) "I'll show you. Dad, uh there's something I need to tell you. It's going to come as a bit of a shock. You are speaking to the 2011 Tri-County Laser Tag Co Champion."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "This is bad news; this is like a black cat walked through my uterus."
  • (Marvin Eriksen Sr.) "We love you no matter what. So why don't you get back in that bathroom, pretend you're in high school and "blow dry your hair.""

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