Bad Santa 2 Quotes

Bad Santa 2 is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Bad Santa 2 completed its run in 1970.

It features Lyle Workman in charge of musical score, and Theo van de Sande as head of cinematography.

Bad Santa 2 is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada, United Kingdom, and United States. Each episode of Bad Santa 2 is 92 minutes long. Bad Santa 2 is distributed by Broad Green Pictures.

The cast includes: Brett Kelly as Thurman Merman, Billy Bob Thornton as Willie, Tony Cox as Marcus, Christina Hendricks as Diane, Kathy Bates as Sunny Soke, Lombardo Boyar as Boy, and Mike Starr as Jolly Santa.

Bad Santa 2 Quotes

Billy Bob Thornton as Willie

• (Billy Bob Thornton) "What can I get ya?"
• (Stuffed Cow Girl) "A stuffed cow that moves but doesn't poop. Some duct tape, so I can build a boat."
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "What?"

• (Billy Bob Thornton) "I traveled all the way across the USA to rob a god**** charity?"

• (Billy Bob Thornton) "You outta your god**** mind? I ain't dancing around with a bunch of candy canes and s***."
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "Cuz I'm all about the birth of Christmas. You know, the wise guys kicked 'em out of the hotel. The ejaculate conception and then the drummer that didn't have s*** to give 'em. And some perfume and the King Midas or one of them threatened to cut the kid in half, turn him into gold. But see uh, it's a heavy deal for me. Pretty damn heavy."
• (Christina Hendricks) "Are you talking about the true meaning of Christmas?"
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "Exactly."

Lombardo Boyar as Boy

• (Lombardo Boyar) "Why do you have two beards?"
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "That's none of you're f***in' business."

Tony Cox as Marcus

• (Tony Cox) "We've got a job. I'm talking millions, this time."
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "Why are you even out of the joint anyway? You know, they used to sterilize guys like you, to keep the world from becoming some negro Land of Oz."
• (Tony Cox) "Early release, you racist moron f***."

• (Tony Cox) "What -- You don't trust your mama?"
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "I trust her about as far as I can throw you -- And I trust you about as far as I can throw her."

• (Tony Cox) "Damn, that's some f***ed up s***."

Christina Hendricks as Diane

• (Christina Hendricks) "I'm a good girl, but sometimes I need to be bad."

• (Christina Hendricks) "You reek of whiskey. You know the rules and your flouting them."
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "Flouting? I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass."
• (Christina Hendricks) "I believe that's felching."

• (Christina Hendricks) "Tell me how dirty this is?"
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "It's a dumpster and an ally. It's pretty f***ing dirty, I guess."
• (Christina Hendricks) "Tell me it's f***ing dirty."
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "Okay, it's f***ing dirty."

Brett Kelly as Thurman Merman

• (Brett Kelly) "I'm 21, officially a man."
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "You're 21 already? That's creepy."
• (Brett Kelly) "Are you still gonna pop my cherry?"
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "What? f***, no. I said I'd get it done, by somebody else."

Mike Starr as Jolly Santa

• (Mike Starr) "I'm going to have to ask you to watch your language when you're representing the suit."
• (Billy Bob Thornton) "And I'm going to have to ask you to suck my f***ing dick."

Kathy Bates as Sunny Soke

• (Kathy Bates) "You still hit like your f***in' father."

• (Kathy Bates) "Well bless your heart. Cheap little f***er."

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