Bad Taste Quotes

Bad Taste is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Bad Taste ended in 1970.

It features Peter Jackson as producer, Michelle Scullion in charge of musical score, and Peter Jackson as head of cinematography.

Bad Taste is recorded in English and originally aired in New Zealand. Each episode of Bad Taste is 92 minutes long. Bad Taste is distributed by RLJE Films (United States).

The cast includes: Peter Jackson as Derek, Pete O'Herne as Barry, Mike Minett as Frank, Terry Potter as Ozzy, and Dean Lawrie as Lord Crumb.

Bad Taste Quotes

Terry Potter as Ozzy

• (Terry Potter) "The bastards have landed."

• (Terry Potter) "Gee, they come to bits easy."

• (Terry Potter) "The old magic is still there."

Peter Jackson as Derek

• (Peter Jackson) "Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry. We'll need them for analysis."
• (Pete O'Herne) "No bloody way mate. You can come down here and do that yourself."

• (Peter Jackson) "What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?"

• (Peter Jackson) "Suck my spinning steel, s***head."

• (Peter Jackson) "I'm coming to get you bastards."

• (Peter Jackson) "I'm born again."

• (Peter Jackson) "Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker."

• (Peter Jackson) "Eat lead sucker."

• (Peter Jackson) "The headshot's the only true stopper."

Pete O'Herne as Barry

• (Pete O'Herne) "What are we gonna do if we're spotted, Frank?"
• (Mike Minett) "Well -- I guess we shoot the bastards."

• (Pete O'Herne) "I knew it was a mistake to issue weapons. We're a government department not a paramilitary unit."
• (Peter Jackson) "Yeah, the Astro Investigation and Defence Service."
• (Terry Potter) "Wish we'd change that name."

• (Pete O'Herne) "Why can't aliens be friendly?"
• (Peter Jackson) "There's no glowing fingers on these bastards, we've got a bunch of Extra-Terrestrial psychopaths on our hands, like a visit from a planet full of Charlie Mansons, they've started on something small, its my guess they'll go onto something bigger next time, Christchurch, Wellington --"
• (Pete O'Herne) "Auckland?"
• (Peter Jackson) "Yeah, well, that wouldn't be so bad."

• (Pete O'Herne) "I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys."

Mike Minett as Frank

• (Mike Minett) "Just remember, we're only authorized to use violence when protecting the planet."
• (Pete O'Herne) "And the moon."
• (Mike Minett) "Yeah, and the moon."

• (Mike Minett) "Well, I guess we'll have to issue a gun to Ozzy"
• (Pete O'Herne) "Yeah, but don't forget about his personality disorder"

• (Mike Minett) "This isn't gonna be another false alarm like the Manor Street invasion over there, is it?"
• (Peter Jackson) "Well, how do you explain the disappearance of an entire township, Frank? Oh. The Kiwi Jonestown, of course, that's it. Drinking beer laced with cyanide from little polystyrene cups."

Dean Lawrie as Lord Crumb

• (Dean Lawrie) "Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit."

• (Dean Lawrie) "The sad news is that we will be heading for Nalic Nod with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real assholes."

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