Bagpipes (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

Bagpipes (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Bagpipes ended its run in 1970.

Bagpipes (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Are they still bagpiping? How long has it been?"
• (Ted Mosby) "They've been at it for six hours It must be that tantric bagpiping Sting is into."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "And she keeps telling him to bagpipe her harder. It seems to me he's bagpiping her pretty hard. There's a glass of water in my bedroom, and it's like Jurassic Park in there."
• (Ted Mosby) "Hey, up there. You have neighbor. Shut the bagpipe up."

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "So what if we're not the best couple in the world?"
• (Barney Stinson) "Yeah. It's not like it's a competition."
• (Lily Aldrin) "We win."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Best couple in the world."

• (Barney Stinson) "It's like Gandhi said, "Smile don't cost nothing, sugar.""

• (Ted Mosby) "I knew you were lying, you gotta wake up pretty early to slip one by the T-Mose"
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Okay, seriously, stop it."

• (Barney Stinson) "Okay, we all have our assignments for the weekend. Ted, you're gonna stand up to your neighbors. Marshall, you're going to stand up to Lily. And Robin, I'm gonna need you in some sort of a crouching position in the bear-skinned rug of our skiing chalet. Ready? Break."

• (Barney Stinson) "There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?"

• (Barney Stinson) "Isn't it great to finally see her fulfilled emotionally, spiritually and sexually?"
• (Ted Mosby) "Um, I dated her for a year --"
• (Barney Stinson) "Yeah --"

• (Marshall Eriksen) "Lily fights dirty. She's small but vicious, like a badger that your brother starved for four days and then put in your sleeping bag."

• (Ted Mosby) "I see what's going on. You, my friend, are suffering from a little known condition-"little known" because I just made it up-called New Relationship Smugness."

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