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Banacek Quotes

Banacek is a Crime fiction that first aired in 1972 on NBC. Banacek stopped airing in 1974.

Banacek lasted 2 seasons and 17 episodes. It features Howie Horwitz as producer, and Billy Goldenberg as theme composer. Banacek is executive produced by George Eckstein. Banacek is created by Anthony Wilson.

Each episode of Banacek is 90 min long. Banacek is produced by Universal Television and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

Banacek Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Only someone with nothing to be sorry about smiles back at the rear end of an elephant."
  • (Unnamed) "Though the hippopotamus has no sting on its tail, the wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee."
  • (Unnamed) "It is harder for the spider to catch a fly than it is for the fly to catch a horse."
  • (Unnamed) "If your socks are not in your shoes, don't look for them in Heaven."
  • (Unnamed) "A duck with three wings and a loaf of bread is brother to the turkey."
  • (Unnamed) "When your sleigh is being chased by wolves, throw them a raisin cookie, but don't stop to bake a cake."
  • (Unnamed) "The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to go to the Steamfitter's Picnic."
  • (Unnamed) "Just because a dress is red satin doesn't mean it comes off easily."
  • (Unnamed) "A wise man never tries to warm himself in front of a painting of a fire."
  • (Unnamed) "If the butterfly had teeth like the tiger, it would never make it out of the hanger."
  • (Unnamed) "A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn."
  • (Unnamed) "Only the centipede can hear all the one hundred steps of his uncle."
  • (Unnamed) "Even a thousand szloty note can't tapdance."
  • (Unnamed) "Twelve good horses and silver candlesticks won't stop the snow from falling in Bialystock."
  • (Unnamed) "A wolf that takes a peasant to supper probably won't need any breakfast."
  • (Unnamed) "No matter how warm the smile on the face of the sun, the cat still has her kittens under the porch."

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