Band Geeks Quotes

Band Geeks is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Band Geeks stopped airing in 1970.

It features by David Glen Eisley in charge of musical score.

Band Geeks Quotes

• (Patrick) "That's it. You have crossed the line. As of right now, this friendship is over."
• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Really?"
• (Patrick) "No, you can look inside if you really want to."
• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Oh, boy. this is one of the greatest moments of my life."
• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Huh?"
• (Patrick) "Well, what did I tell you? Isn't it great?"
• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "It's just a piece of string."
• (Patrick) "A secret string."
• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Boy, when you're right, you're right. That is some secret box you got there. Well, good night, Patrick."
• (Patrick) "Good night, SpongeBob."
• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Boy, I should have known. It was just a piece of string all along. Wait 'till I tell Gary."
• (Patrick) "Too bad SpongeBob didn't pull on the secret string, opening the secret compartment of my secret box, revealing one embarrasing snapshot of SpongeBob at the Christmas party. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Merry Christmas, SpongeBob."

• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "The winner takes all. It's the thrill of one more kill. / The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. / Don't ever look back on the wind closing in. / The only attack were their wings on the wind. / Oh, the daydream begins -- / And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. / And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, / In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. / And the world is ours to follow / Sweet, sweet, sweet victory."

• (Squidward) "Too bad that didn't kill me."

• (Squidward) "Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please leave a message after the --"
• (Squilliam) "Sounds like you have a dying animal to attend to."
• (Squidward) "Squilliam Fancyson from band class?"
• (Squilliam) "I hear you're playing the cash register now."
• (Squidward) "Er, sometimes. How's the unibrow?"
• (Squilliam) "It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big, fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the Bubble Bowl next week."
• (Squidward) "The Bu-bu-bu -- the Bu-bu-bu -- the Bu-bu-bu --"
• (Squilliam) "That's right, I'm living your dream, Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it, so I was hoping you and your band could cover for us."
• (Squidward) "Well, I --"
• (Squilliam) "I knew it. You don't even have a band. Well, I'll let you get back to the service industry now."
• (Squidward) "Hold it. It just so happens that I don't serve fast food, I do have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl. How do you like that, fancy boy?"
• (Squilliam) "Good luck next Tuesday. I hope the audience brings lots of ibuprofen."
• (Squidward) "I've got to drum up a marching band fast. Drum. He-he. Band humor."

• (Squidward) "But I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?"
• (Plankton) "CORRECT."
• (Squidward) "So if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready?"
• (Squidward) "And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four."
• (Squidward) "Okay, new theory. Maybe we should play so quietly, no-one can hear us."

• (Squidward) "OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?"
• (Plankton) "Do instruments of torture count?"
• (Squidward) "No."
• (Patrick) "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
• (Squidward) "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
• (Squidward) "Horseradish is not an instrument either."

• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "A one. A two. A skiddly-diddly-doo."

• (Patrick) "Those are some ugly looking fish."
• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps."
• (Mr. Krabs) "I think I'm going to be sick."

• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "What could be in that box that Patrick doesn't want me to see? Maybe it's the world's only albino jellyfish. Or maybe Patrick's a master jewel thief and it's full of diamonds. Or maybe he's a deranged maniac who keeps his victims' severed heads in a box. Or even worse, maybe it's a really embarrassing snapshot of me from the Christmas party."

• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Would you like to hear one of my secrets?"
• (Patrick) "Do I?"
• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Let's see -- uh, did you know that you're my best friend?"
• (Patrick) "No -- way. Tell me another secret."
• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Well, secretly, I'm a little bit naive."
• (Patrick) "Wow. I'll never look at you the same way again."

• (SpongeBob SquarePants) "Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly."

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