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Barbarians at the Gate (film) Quotes

Barbarians at the Gate is a Biography that was first aired in 1993 on HBO. Barbarians at the Gate ended its run in 1970.

It features Ray Stark as producer, Richard Gibbs as theme composer, and Thomas Del Ruth as head of cinematography. Barbarians at the Gate is executive produced by Thomas M. Hammel.

Barbarians at the Gate is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Barbarians at the Gate is 107 minutes long. Barbarians at the Gate is produced by Columbia Pictures Television and distributed by HBO.

The cast includes: James Garner as F. Ross Johnson, Matt Clark as Edward A. Horrigan Jr., and Tom Aldredge as Charlie Hugel.

Barbarians at the Gate Quotes

James Garner as F. Ross Johnson

  • (Unnamed) "Well of all the people we surveyed the results were just about uniform"
  • (James Garner) "Uh huh."
  • (Matt Clark) "They all said they tasted like s***."
  • (James Garner) "Like s***?"
  • (Unnamed) "s*** was the consensus, yes sir."
  • (James Garner) "They all said that? Nobody liked them?"
  • (Unnamed) "Fewer than 5%"
  • (James Garner) "You said the results were gonna be terrific"
  • (Matt Clark) "Well there's nothing wrong with 5%, Ross, I'll take 5% of the market anytime of the week"
  • (James Garner) "How much are we into right now?"
  • (Unnamed) "Right now?"
  • (James Garner) "To date, to here, to now?"
  • (Unnamed) "Upwards of 350."
  • (James Garner) "We've spent 350 million dollars and we come up with a turd with a tip? God almighty, Ed. We put enough technology in this project to send a cigarette to the moon and we come up with one that tastes like it took a dump?"
  • (Matt Clark) "We haven't even talked about the smell."
  • (James Garner) "Oh what did they say that was like? A fart?"
  • (Matt Clark) "Yep."
  • (James Garner) "Oh you're not serious. They really said that?"
  • (Unnamed) "We have an awful lot of fart figures."
  • (James Garner) "Tastes like s*** and smells like a fart. Got ourselves one hell of a product on our hands it's one unique advertising strategy I'll tell ya that."

Tom Aldredge as Charlie Hugel

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