Barry McKenzie Holds His Own Quotes

Barry McKenzie Holds His Own is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Barry McKenzie Holds His Own ended its run in 1970.

It features Bruce Beresford as producer, Peter Best (composer) in charge of musical score, and Don McAlpine as head of cinematography.

Barry McKenzie Holds His Own is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Barry McKenzie Holds His Own is 93 minutes long. Barry McKenzie Holds His Own is distributed by Roadshow (Australia).

The cast includes: Barry Crocker as Barry McKenzie, and Ed Devereaux as Sir Alec Ferguson.

Barry McKenzie Holds His Own Quotes

Barry Crocker as Barry McKenzie

• (Barry Crocker) "I hope your balls turn to bicycle wheels and backpedal up your ass."

• (Barry Crocker) "I'm that randy I could root the hair on a barber shop floor."

• (Unnamed) "I am studying Kant."
• (Barry Crocker) "Same here, but I keep failing the practical."

• (Barry Crocker) "Look, let me out of here. I mean, there'd be no Mother England if it wasn't for Australia. Our fighting men came over here when you Poms were ready to throw in the towel. Musso and them slimy yellow nips would've flattened this dump if it hadn't been for me uncles and their superlative fighting spirit. I mean the game was nearly up for youse poms, no risk. And if it hadn't been for Australia, Musso and them slant-eyed pricks would've strung every white kiddie up by the pills and gone chocka-block with all the nurses and bus conductresses. Oh look, let me outta here you ungrateful Pommy bastard."

• (Unnamed) "Did you know, Barry, that the Prime Minister and I once slept together?"
• (Barry Crocker) "Aw come off it Auntie, aw I don't believe it."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, Barry. It was at the Sydney Opera House, during the second act of War and Peace."

• (Unnamed) "How would you like your steak, sir?"
• (Barry Crocker) "Just knock off its horns, wipe its arse and bung it on a plate."

Ed Devereaux as Sir Alec Ferguson

• (Unnamed) "G'day Alec. They keeping you busy?"
• (Ed Devereaux) "Busy as a one-armed taxi driver with crabs."

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