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Batman: Mask of the Phantasm Quotes

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Batman: Mask of the Phantasm ended its run in 1970.

It features Benjamin Melniker; Michael Uslan as producer, and Shirley Walker in charge of musical score.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is 76 minutes long. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is distributed by Warner Bros. Family Entertainment.

The cast includes: Mark Hamill as Joker, Stacy Keach as Andrea Beaumont, Hart Bochner as Arthur Reeves, Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred, Kevin Conroy as Batman, Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth, John P. Ryan as Buzz Bronski, and Abe Vigoda as Salvatore "Sal The Wheezer" Valestra.

Batman: Mask of the Phantasm Quotes

Stacy Keach as Andrea Beaumont

  • (Partygoer) "Quite a sight."
  • (Stacy Keach) "Yes."
  • (Partygoer) "I -- I'm sorry, did you want to be alone?"
  • (Stacy Keach) "I am."
  • (Stacy Keach) "I never thought this would happen. I always felt like -- like I'd thrown you a curveball, like you never knew what to do with me, because I wasn't in "The Plan"."
  • (Unnamed) "You are now. I'm changing the Plan."
  • (Stacy Keach) "So, tell me; with all that money and power, how come you always look like you want to jump off a cliff?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why do you care?"
  • (Stacy Keach) "I don't. Mom was asking."
  • (Unnamed) "It doesn't mean I don't care anymore. I don't want to let you down, honest, but -- but it just doesn't hurt so bad anymore. You can understand that, can't you? Look, I can give money to the city; they can hire more cops. Let someone else take the risk, but it's different now."
  • (Unnamed) "Please. I need it to be different now. I know I made a promise, but I didn't see this coming. I didn't count on being happy."
  • (Unnamed) "Please. Tell me that it's okay."
  • (Stacy Keach) "Maybe they already have. Maybe they sent me."
  • (Stacy Keach) "You're not smiling, Joker. I thought you found death amusing."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, me? You won't hear a giggle out of me."
  • (Stacy Keach) "Hi. Hey, what happened to you? Trip over some loose cash? It's been three days since we met and still no calls. I figured you must be dead or something."
  • (Unnamed) "You expect every guy you meet to call you up?"
  • (Stacy Keach) "The ones who are smart enough to dial a phone."

Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth

  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "There are certain advantages to having a sturdy cranium, Master Bruce. But then, hardheadedness was always your virtue."
  • (Unnamed) "What am I doing, Alfred? This isn't part of the Plan. I must be going nuts."
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "If I may be so bold, sir, I'd say quite the opposite."
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "Vengeance blackens the soul, Bruce. I've always feared that you would become that which you fought against. You walk the edge of that abyss every night, but you haven't fallen in and I thank heaven for that."

Mark Hamill as Joker

  • (Mark Hamill) "Whoops. Ha. I guess the joke's on me. You're not Batman after all. Looks like there's a new face in Gotham and soon his name will be all over town -- to say nothing of his legs, and feet, and spleen, and head --"
  • (Mark Hamill) "Now ain't that a co-inky-dink?"
  • (Mark Hamill) "Here we are discussing the old man when the spawn of his loins just happens to call. Makes you want to laugh, doesn't it, Artie?"
  • (Mark Hamill) "So, what's an old-timer like you want with a two-timer like me?"
  • (Mark Hamill) "Mi casa nostra es su casa nostra."
  • (Mark Hamill) "Don't touch me, old man. I don't know where you've been."
  • (Mark Hamill) "You just don't know when to quit, do you?"
  • (Mark Hamill) "Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around."

Kevin Conroy as Batman

  • (Unnamed) "Stay away. This is not your fight."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "This madness ends now."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "Do you still follow your dad's orders?"
  • (Stacy Keach) "The way I see it, the only one in this room controlled by his parents is you."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "You think you know everything about me, don't you?"
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "I diapered your bottom; I bloody well ought to, sir."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "Your father's dead, isn't he? You came into town early to get Chuckie Sol, so you could shift the blame to your father if necessary."
  • (Stacy Keach) "They took everything, Bruce. My father, my friends, my life, you. I'm not saying it's right, or even sane but it's all I have left. So either help me, or get out of the way."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "You know I can't do that."
  • (Stacy Keach) "Look what they did to us. What we could have had. They had to pay."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "But Andy -- what will vengeance solve?"
  • (Stacy Keach) "If anyone knows the answer to that, Bruce, it's you."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "Leave, Andy, now. Please."

Hart Bochner as Arthur Reeves

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John P. Ryan as Buzz Bronski

  • (John P. Ryan) "Chuckie, Chuckie. You always were a loser."

Abe Vigoda as Salvatore "Sal The Wheezer" Valestra

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