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Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman Quotes

Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman completed its run in 1970.

It features Benjamin Melniker as producer, and Lolita Ritmanis in charge of musical score.

Each episode of Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman is 75 minutes long. Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman is distributed by Warner Home Video.

The cast includes: Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth, Eli Marienthal as Robin, Kevin Conroy as Batman, Kimberly Brooks as Kathleen 'Kathy' Duquesne, Kimberly Brooks as Thug, Elisa Gabrielli as Detective Sonia Alcana, Héctor Elizondo as Bane, Eli Marienthal as Tim Drake, Kelly Ripa as Dr. Roxanne 'Rocky' Ballantine, Kevin Michael Richardson as Carlton Duquesne, John Vernon as Rupert Thorne, and Kyra Sedgwick as Batwoman.

Batman: Mystery of the Batwoman Quotes

Elisa Gabrielli as Detective Sonia Alcana

  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "So you never got married, huh?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh-uh."
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "Hard to believe."
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "You know, removing evidence from the scene of a crime is --"
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "-- probably not going to lose you any sleep."
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "You've been a busy bat."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "Each of you brought something to the party. Kathy had the money, Rocky had the genius, and you -- you had the scheme and the will to make it happen."
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "When that fire destroyed my folks' business, they never recovered. They'd worked their whole lives to have it, and then it was ashes, just like that. It tore our family apart. Everyone knew it was Rupert Thorne, but there was no way to prove it. Now he's going to know how it feels to see his life go up in smoke."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "Three Batwomen. It was just a matter of disguising your voices and taking turns. And you know what? It almost worked."

John Vernon as Rupert Thorne

  • (John Vernon) "The ship's going down, Penguin."
  • (Unnamed) "Our only consolation is that it will take a few bats with it."
  • (John Vernon) "You're out, Duquesne."
  • (Kevin Michael Richardson) "Should have never got mixed up with garbage like you."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, that'll give you and that brat something to talk about in family therapy."

Efrem Zimbalist Jr. as Alfred Pennyworth

  • (Unnamed) "You know, Alfred, I think I could use a new watch."
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "You deserve it, sir."
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "Exactly what is it you hope to discover?"
  • (Unnamed) "What a beautiful young woman does in her free time."
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "A pleasure drive, then."
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "I see Ms. Duquesne is gifted in other sports besides extreme shopping."
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "I never fail to marvel at your narrow escapes, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "One female bat at a time."
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "I see where Dennis the Menace is one step closer to Juvenile Hall."
  • (Unnamed) "The last thing Gotham City needs is a vigilante running amuck."
  • (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) "As they say on the streets, "I ain't touchin' that one.""

Kelly Ripa as Dr. Roxanne 'Rocky' Ballantine

  • (Kelly Ripa) "He's on to me."
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "What?"
  • (Kelly Ripa) "Batman. He know everything about me; where I work, what I do, all about Kevin. It's uncanny."
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "So what?"
  • (Kelly Ripa) "So what? He's going to ruin everything. I've told you we should've created a new identity, not just spun it off him."
  • (Kimberly Brooks) "She's right. Look at how fast he caught onto me. We didn't count on this."
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "So he think's your Batwoman. Two days ago, he thought it was you. Tomorrow we'll have him thinking it's someone else. Trust me, if he really had any idea what's going on, would know. We are so close to our goal. We stop them tonight, and we've broken them."
  • (Kimberly Brooks) "Tonight?"
  • (Kelly Ripa) "They're moving that fast?"
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "Not fast enough for us, Rocky. Never fast enough for us."

Kyra Sedgwick as Batwoman

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Eli Marienthal as Tim Drake

  • (Eli Marienthal) "What do they make here?"
  • (Kevin Conroy) "Trinkets, figurines, weapons of mass destruction."
  • (Eli Marienthal) "Haven't seen her around the cave."
  • (Eli Marienthal) "You know, I've been thinking about getting a dog. He could help us sniff out clues."

Kevin Michael Richardson as Carlton Duquesne

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Kimberly Brooks as Kathleen 'Kathy' Duquesne

  • (Kimberly Brooks) "You've just run off with a very notorious woman. I'm Kathy Duquesne. Daughter of Carlton Duquesne?"
  • (Unnamed) "The gangster?"
  • (Kimberly Brooks) "Yes. But we try not to use the "G" word in front of Daddy."
  • (Kimberly Brooks) "It's a dressing room. The worse that could happen is I'll need a size 8. Why don't you go rob "gift wrap" or something?"
  • (Kimberly Brooks) "I miss working for the Joker."

Kevin Conroy as Batman

  • (Kevin Conroy) "For what it's worth, the city's losing a good cop."
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "Condoning vigilantes is one thing, but even Commissioner Gordon draws the line at employing them. We're just lucky the DA's looking the other way. Someday you'll have to tell me how you do it, Batman. How you keep from crossing the line. When I put on the mask, I couldn't even see the line anymore."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "Maybe I don't take it as personally."
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "Somehow I doubt that."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "Where will you go?"
  • (Elisa Gabrielli) "I'm not sure. Someplace simpler, where capes aren't the prevailing fashion."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "Who are you? Why are you doing this?"
  • (Kyra Sedgwick) "You're the great detective. Figure it out. Got to jet."
  • (Kevin Conroy) "This ship is going down in less than a minute, Bane."
  • (Héctor Elizondo) "That's all the time I need."

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